THE SCENES THEY NEVER WANTED YOU TO SEE 12

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Fed up with all the speculation, Sonny finally admits to the length of his erections.



Tony Geary closes his eyes and pretends that Genie is Jacob Young.



Sally Struthers visits the GH set and asks Tamara Braun and Rebecca Herbst to appear in her latest feed the starving children commercial.



Liz finally faces the wrath of all the fucked over Jason and Carly fans.



This is the face of a man who's gotten laid once in like ten years.



Jensen Buchannan finally discovering the F in FOJ.



Courtney lets Sonny listen to Michael Saucedo's new CD featuring 12 remixes of "We Got The Night".



"Here is a gold keychain with keys to my penthouse, Nikolas. PS. I couldnt find Nu Nik."



I request a moment of silence in honor of this scene, which was the last time ANYONE found Jax interesting.



"You dont bring me flowers anymore...."



When Recasts Go Wrong



"I swear to God that I will inject you with this super duper deadly toxin Spencer, if you dont remove your face from my mother's sagging tits!"



"You are being placed under arrest for impersonating Carly Corinthos. You have the right to remain silent because I dont think the viewers could stand it to hear you speak again."



"Hey Liz, do you think Nikolas will get a hard on when he sees me in this?"



Pocahontes comes back from the dead to inform that little bitch Liz Webber that SHE is the one who can paint with all the colors of the wind.

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