THE SCENES THEY NEVER WANTED YOU TO SEE 9

You fucking moron! A pearl necklace doesnt mean cum on my stomach!



"Aj, I swear I wasn't daydreaming about making out with Jason..."
"Who said anything about Jason?"



Being noble and unselfish, the Brenda Barret way.



Jacob tries to figure out a way to break into the box his acting skills are trapped in.



Ingo Rademacher in The Christopher Reeves Story



"I had to go all the way to Paris to get this, but here's your penis back!"



Alexis tries to figure out who the strange guy sitting behind her is.



Jason is outraged when he catches Courtney about to fuck Coleman on top of the pool table in Jake's.



Wally Kurth is startled by the sound of Maurice getting fatter.



Teenage Jason brings Teenage Carly roses he stole from Lila's rose garden.



Courtney is terrified when she becomes trapped in Sonny and Jason's closet.



Digusted by being forced to play second fiddle to an inferior actress, Robin Christopher says fuck GH and heads back to One Life To Live.



YOU ARE NOT CARLY!!



Introducing the newest star of General Hospital, Vanessa Marcil's Bra.



Jason takes his obsession with Friends one step too far and gives Carly the finger - Ross Gellar style.



The author of this page has absolutely nothing funny to say about this picture. She just likes it alot!

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