Top Ten Rurouni Kenshin Pickup Lines

by Sumire and Washuu (with apologies to Watsuki-Sensei and David Letterman)

10. "Why, what a coincidence--I'm going to Kyoto, too!"

9. "Wanna see a really big sword?"

8. "How'd you like to be MRS. Moto-shin-sen-gumi-san-ban-tai-kumi-chou?"

7. "Unwrap me and get ready for some real hot loving."

6. "Your dojo or mine?"

5. "How'd you like to spend tonight with the first-runner-up to the title of The Strongest?"

4. "You can be my distraction before I start my kuni-tori."

3. "How long can I keep it up? Muron, shinu made."

2. "Once you've had some of my manly lovin', you'll never call me -chan again."

1. "What's your sign de gozaru?"


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