The Philadelphia Stories

Finally collected all in one place! All of these stories are alternate universe; Merry and Pippin are modern humans (along with the rest of the Fellowship and a few other folks who get thrown in along the way), living in more-or-less present-day Philadelphia. They met during a road trip Aragorn organized in the summer of 2000; some of the stories below are set during this time, and, right now, cover 1984ish through 2004. In a vain effort to organize this behemoth, the stories are in chronological order.

The Very First Time, Ever The real first time the boys meet. G

Spin It Right Round The First Time! NC-17, uh-duh.

Open Road Our Boys redefine "autoerotic". NC-17

Slightly Mysterious Bruises Happy Birthday, Pippin! NC-17

Prelude Some events leading up to Lifestyle. PG-13

Lifestyle An ordinary summer evening. Sort of. PG-13

Dolor Pippin's insecurities have unintended consequences. NC-17

Conversaciones The Boys talk. PG-13

Intervalo A sweet interlude. PG

The New Family Planning All these kids do is fight and fuck... NC-17

An Addition To The Family No, Pippin is not pregnant. G.

Walk Out That Door The fight to end all fights. PG

Beginnings Trying to make it work, and make up. PG