ax_sports.wav ~ Anya:  We could do something else you like.  We could, um, watch sports of some kind.
Hmm?
Xander: Um, I don't know.
Anya: Men like sports.  I'm sure of it.
Xander: Yes, men like sports.  Men watch the action movie.  They eat of the beef and enjoy to look at the
bosoms.  A thousand years of avenging our wrongs and that's all you learned.
frickinbeer.wav ~ Anya: What a day.  Give me a beer.
Bartender: ID...  ID!
Anya:  I'm 1120 years old, just give me the frickin beer!
Bartender: ID.
Anya: Give me a coke.
hastobe.wav ~ Anyanka: You trusting fool.  How do you know the other world is any better than this?
Giles: Because it has to be.
herwish.wav ~ Anyanka: I had no idea her wish would be so exciting.  Brave new world.  I hope she
likes it.
I_love_you.mp3 ~ Anya: Xander.  You said you wanted to check the board at the unemployment
office this morning.  You can't go like that.  They won't even interview you if you're naked.
Xander: I'm not going.  There's never anything good.  Maybe I should join the army.
Anya: Don't they make you get up really early in the morning?
Xander: Oh yah...  Never mind.
Anya: Are you still upset about that fight you had with your friends?  It was hours ago.  Get over it.
Xander: Anya, you...  Forget it.
Anya: So they all think you're a lost, direction less loser with no plans for his future.  Ppsshh!
Xander:  Anya, you can't just "Ppsshh!" that stuff away.
Anya: Why not?
Xander: I don't know.  Cause, I think maybe they're right.
Anya: So what if they are? You're a good person and a good boyfriend.  And I'm in love with
you.  Whatever they think, it shouldn't matter.
Xander: Yah, yah it doesn't matter.
Motal.wav ~ Anya:  For a thousand years I wielded the powers of the wish.  I brought ruin to the
heads of unfaithful men.  I brought forth destruction and chaos for the pleasure of the lower beings. I was
feared and worshipped across the mortal globe and now I'm stuck at Sunnydale high, mortal, child, failing math.
romantic_evening.mp3 ~ Xander: We kind of have a romantic evening planned out.
Anya: We're going to light a bunch of candles and have sex near them.
Faith (as Buffy): Well, we certainly don't want to cut into that seven minutes.
Anya: Hey!
Xander: I believe that's my hey.  Hey!
thrilling.mp3 ~ Anya:  Well, that was a thrilling hour.
Giles: I really don't appreciate your snide remarks, Anya.