bigone.wav ~ Cordelia: OK, I think I like the two little ones more than the one big one.

c_trauma.wav ~ Cordelia: God! What is your childhood trauma?

cantwin.wav ~  Cordelia: "No. No way. I wish us into bizzaro land and you guys are still together!
I cannot win!"

fire.wav ~ Cordelia: You like that huh? How 'bout some more.
Willow: Buffy I'm on fire!
Buffy: Cordelia put out the fire!
Cordelia: Oh right.

goodfairy.wav ~ Cordelia: She was like a good fairy. A scary, veiny good fairy. Heh, heh!

hityou.wav ~ Cordelia: Now, lets be clear. The brain damage happened before I hit you.

iwish.wav ~ Cordelia: I wish Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale.
Anya: Done!

owwhair.wav  ~ Cordelia: Oww! You caught hair with that. God you really were the little youthful
offender weren't you? You must just look back on that and cringe.

stupidwish.wav ~ Cordelia: Giles, its all my fault! I wasn't--I made this stupid wish and--Noo! You
have to get Buffy. Buffy changes it. It wasn't like this, it was better. I mean the clothes alone. But people
were happy.

sweet.wav ~ Cordelia- You're so sweet, why are you so sweet?

toad.wav ~ Giles: Drop the toadstone into the mixture.
Cordelia: This? Well it doesn't look like a toad.
Giles: No reason it should. Its from inside the toad.
Cordelia: I hate you.
 

wakeup.wav  ~ Cordelia: How many times have you been knocked out anyway? I swear one of these
times you're gonna wake up in a coma.
Giles: Wake up in a.....oh never mind.

why.wav ~ Cordelia: You know what I've been asking myself a lot this last week? Why me? Why do I get impaled?
Why do I get bitten by snakes? Why do I fall for incredible losers? And you know, I think I've finally figured it out.
What my problem is. Its Buffy Summers, that's when all my troubles started.