One of our songs, "Annie in Black", is about having sex while actually being in high school. It's not the most politically correct lyric I've ever wrote, but it works well enough.
I was an editor on my high school newspaper, which meant that I got a key to the office. It also meant that I could go to the office on my lunch hour and work on the paper.
One of the people on staff and I became attracted to each other, and being just enough of a dangerous sort, I started groping her while several people were in the office eating lunch. This worked well enough that she whispered in my ear to get the other folks out of the office; this was accomplished with a small measure of discretion.
When the other people had left, I turned around and was the, shall we say, _immediate_ recipient of an act of fellatio. The only problem was that there was very little time left in the lunch period, and a whole slew of other people who worked on the paper were going to be getting into the office ANY SECOND NOW.
As rumblings from the hallway increased, we got to work... and while it wasn't an exactly _unpleasant_ experience, cuming to a stopwatch isn't exactly a prime encounter. I finished and zipped up about two seconds before the door opened, and we both left before anyone noticed anything untoward happened.
Gym period, which was right after lunch, was something less than magical.
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