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welcome to my new and updated home page

There have been a mind-bogglingCounter visits since YESTERDAY! No, since I started this page.

First, here are the cornerstones of my webpage.

Read why not to vote for George W. Bush! , See why Knoxville is the worst city in the country!

Hear about how MTV Sucks! and Learn about the GW Tecmo Super Bowl League
I bet you couldn't get that from the graphics.

First off, thanks for finding my site. My blog, which I update more often, is here. Now let me give a little background on me. I'm Andrew Wiseman, and I just graduated from George Washington University in Washington, DC, which I have to say was a lot of fun. I got my degree in Geography. I guess I'm originally from Knoxville, TN, which really sucks (see above,) though I've moved a bunch of times because my dad was in the Air Force. But that's where I lived last, at least.

Anyway, I like a whole lot of different things, some of which are down here. I also like music, I play the banjo, and my favorite band is either They Might Be Giants or Weezer, but I also like Beck, Ben Folds Five, the Flaming Lips, the Beastie Boys, Ludacris, Daft Punk, the Avalanches, the Strokes, Superdrag, the Pogues, the Old 97s, Belle and Sebastian, Creedence, the Faint, the Thrills, Tenacious D, old school rap, 80s stuff, and brit-pop and power-pop. Maybe one day when I have too much time on my hands, I'll make a page about music. Or feel free to make one for me. I will eventually fill this page with lots of mind-expanding stuff (no, not LSD), so make sure you check back soon.

Click here for some news that I've gathered. It's just a target, and has some good and regularly updated news.
I also made this page about Kosovo and the media coverage there. It's a little out of date, but an easy read.



Mind-expanding thingies : some quotes.

"It is sad to think that the first few people on earth needed no books, movies, games or music to inspire coldblooded murder. The day that Cain bashed his brother Abel's brains in, the only motivation he needed was his own human disposition to violence. Times have not become more violent. They've just become more televised." - Marilyn Manson

This is probably about the only time I will ever say "Marilyn Manson has said exactly what I was trying to say."

I like this one too, courtesy of Jen :
"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten." - George Carlin

This one was off of somebody's AOL profile :
"Be kind, for everyone you meet is facing a hard battle." - Plato

And these two have been on my webpage forever.
"What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not been discovered." - Ralph Waldo Emerson.

"There are no ugly loves nor handsome prisons." - Benjamin Franklin
If you liked the Ben Franklin quote, try my Ben Franklin page.

The Weather!
Click for Knoxville, Tennessee Forecast Click for Washington, District of Columbia Forecast

Music News!

Phish is coming out with a new album, They Might Be Giants are on tour, as are Ben Folds Five, and that is about it.

Well, I think I should tell some about all this stuff. First, I really like Benjamin Franklin. I mean, he helped write the Constitution, founded the Univ. of Pennsylvania, invented bifocals, proved lightning was electricity, was an ambassador to a bunch of countries, and was just an all around cool guy. I also like TV a lot (sort of ironic hmm?), and one of my favorite shows has got to be Mystery Science Theater 3000, though it's not on anymore. I think Djibouti is just a funny name, so it's on here. And of course Spam is also funny. I also like the poem Desiderata, it's full of good advice, and hey, who can't use some good advice. I amazingly do have some friends, so I made a friend's links page for them. And if you are very bored, try visiting the Old Main Page. It's like the underground city in that Scooby Doo episode!

and ! A page for everyone's favorite economist,

William Stanley Jevons

I also have this nice, new links page. Check it out as well.

And I like politics. I am a liberal, and I am interested in the New Party, a new party (imagine that) supporting liberal and progressive causes.
The Green Party is also a cool progressive party.
Check out these "intelligent" and "witty" emails I have received about my MTV Sucks page.
If you like laughing at dumb people, this is the page for you.
And, I just made a government page with addresses for Tennessee congressmen and the Governor.
And while you're at it, make sure to visit my Art page . Currently it has lots of Edward Hopper pictures, and soon will have others by who knows who?
Bored? Try my fabulous old Links page, sure to relieve your boredom and maybe even make you laugh.
And here's a site for lots of Tennessee links, thanks to the good people at Matilda

And since you're here, you ought to sign my guestbook!
I may be famous someday, and you can use that as proof that you knew me. Or not.
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This page was started in the Summer of 1993, and last updated 6-12-99 (although a bit was edited in Nov. 2004).
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