Should I buy the Complete
Waste of Time CD-Rom?
Should you bother buying the Monty Python's Complete Waste of Time CD-Rom game by 7th Level??! What a silly question!
"But it's my only line!!"
Oh shut up.
Asking a question like "should I bother buying the Monty Python's Complete Waste of Time CD-Rom game by 7th Level" is like asking "should I slit my wrists and stick them in the vat of acid?" or "should I stick nine-inch nails into my scalp until I get all runny?" or "you think it might be a good idea if I ruffle the tail feathers of Newt Gingrich with Margaret Thatcher's buttocks?"
Well perhaps I went too far afield on that last one, but you get the idea. Monty Python's Complete Waste of Time CD-Rom game by 7th Level is so good, it should be illegal. No! Better yet, it should be legal, but every other word in it should be censored to make more conservative fundamental types THINK it's nastier than it really is, so they'll lose sleep at night.
Monty Python's Complete Waste of Time CD-Rom game by 7th Level is the greatest thing to come along since sliced bread. And that's saying something, because I can't think of anything better than sliced bread, except perhaps spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, sliced bread and spam!
There's nothing quite like Monty Python's Complete Waste of Time CD-Rom game by 7th Level, but there soon will be, now that the proverbial cat is out of the hat about the whole Holy Grail CD-Rom thingy. In fact I think that's how they should package it. They shouldn't call it a CD-Rom. They should call it a thingy. That way when you take it home and find out that inside the package is not a CD-Rom thingy at all but a decapitated moose head, you won't be so surprised.
I would recommend Monty Python's Complete Waste of Time CD-Rom game by 7th Level to my friends... if I had any friends. I mean no one likes a good Monty Python's Complete Waste of Time CD-Rom game by 7th Level more than I do, except perhaps my wife, and some of HER friends. Oh yes, and Captain Johnson. Come to think of it, most people like Monty Python's Complete Waste of Time CD-Rom game by 7th Level more than I do, but that's besides the point.
What were we talking about? Oh yes, whether or not to buy Monty Python's Complete Waste of Time CD-Rom game by 7th Level. I would have to say on that subject that I intend to vote conservative in the next election unless of course Bob Dole piddles on the floor, in which case I definitely will vote conservative. Unless of course I vote liberal. Then again, I'm relatively indecisive on this matter.
I think it best to just ignore the entire political arena next year altogether because it's gotten rather silly. Instead, buy Monty Python's Complete Waste of Time CD-Rom game by 7th Level. You'll have alot more fun.
You're welcome. Glad I could help.
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You better pray to G'Broagfraan on this one..!
Slackfully Yours,
Doktor Zachary Carleton
One and Only Official Clone For Bob
Thirteenth Apostle of the Dobbsian Earlobe
Exploring the Forbidden Sciences since 1985!
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