This was my first attempt at creating a home page, a veritable Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. Technology, though, has passed me by.|
I'm a relatively normal (normal being a subjective opinion), average guy; overweight, underemployed. Became a divorce statistic, cruelly enough on my birthday. One cat, to which I'm allergic. Oh well.
I mean, a state worker? Really? It sometimes feels like I'm at the bottom of the food chain.
I've been told, though, that I'm of above average intelligence, like that means anything in the real world. Could I get more money if I put that on my resume? Probably not. I think the reality is I'm possessed of a certain "idiot savant" quality in the area of English; I'm a Rainman who, instead of counting, writes and talks endlessly. And I'm an excellent driver.
Anyway, there's a veritable smorgasbord of people you've never seen before littered around here, along with my opinionated commentary. Something to look forward to, huh? Maybe it'll change your life. So let's get to it!
Read about stuff, like
View the old, perfectly workable, guestbook,
View the NEW AND MAYBE IMPROVED guestbook,
My son watching television buck naked!
Here are two of his poems.
Keep in mind, he was like three years old when he wrote them.
since Sept. 10, 1998. Wow. Twenty years on the web, and nothing but older.
Here's my Facebook account, I think. I've also got a myspace account, but there's nothing there.
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