Scotty's Little Home Page

This web page disappears October 26.

Your humble webpage dude's picture This was my first attempt at creating a home page, a veritable Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. Technology, though, has passed me by.

I'm a relatively normal (normal being a subjective opinion), average guy; overweight, underemployed. Became a divorce statistic, cruelly enough on my birthday. One cat, to which I'm allergic. Oh well.

Sunglasses indoors? What a dweeb. I mean, a state worker? Really? It sometimes feels like I'm at the bottom of the food chain.

I've been told, though, that I'm of above average intelligence, like that means anything in the real world. Could I get more money if I put that on my resume? Probably not. I think the reality is I'm possessed of a certain "idiot savant" quality in the area of English; I'm a Rainman who, instead of counting, writes and talks endlessly. And I'm an excellent driver.

Anyway, there's a veritable smorgasbord of people you've never seen before littered around here, along with my opinionated commentary. Something to look forward to, huh? Maybe it'll change your life. So let's get to it!

Read about stuff, like
Tangential Scottiocity:
A Smattering of Friends I have
Disneyland! I LOVE Disneyland!
Fletcher's Chicken

Paths to and from Scottness:
My contribution to the gene pool
My siblings
Where I came from
Where my mom and dad came from
My adorable cousin who loves me
A letter from a long-lost branch of the family

Scottlike things I do:
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Riding
The 2004 Redwood Run
Other hobby type stuff I've done
Oooo, Barracuda (it's my old project car)

Creating Scottland:
A story about paramecium which I wrote for my adorable cousin who loves me
Musical instruments and stuff

Scottfree, as it were:
The ex
Some women who used to be interested in me
Another of my web pages, this one just pics of Fletcher's birthday party in a caboose, and some of my adorable counsin.
Adrift in a sea of Scottishness:
Jokes I managed to remember
Odd toys
Dreams and Nightmares

Fletcher watching television.
The guestbook was closed for a while due to excessive spamming, which is funny since almost nobody looks at my webpage, so what's the point in putting advertisements in my guestbook?

Spinning Skull and Crossbones. View the old, perfectly workable, guestbook,
which I wasn't told Yahoo!Geocities changed,
if you dare.

Spinning Skull and Crossbones. View the NEW AND MAYBE IMPROVED guestbook,
which I wasn't told Yahoo!Geocities changed,
if you dare.

My son watching television buck naked!

Here are two of his poems.
heart to heart,
heart to heart
shoot, shoot
goes the love dart
I love Valentines Day
This is the way
I say hey
on Valentines Day

Keep in mind, he was like three years old when he wrote them.

since Sept. 10, 1998. Wow. Twenty years on the web, and nothing but older.

Here's my Facebook account, I think. I've also got a myspace account, but there's nothing there.

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