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Hello there, ladies.
My name is Jonky Cat. You may already know me from my feature length films,
The Sex Files and, Have A Drink On Me, Then DO Me, Bitch.
I have created this page for you gals to enjoy and please...no FAT chicks!
Jonky Cat is many things. He is a lover and a conqueror. He is a drinker and a smoker; an intellectual and a thinker. A shaman and a healer; an expert and a novice. An entertainer and a complete freak who scares children and small animals...
As for looks, I am somewhere between a Neil Diamond and an empty bottle of Gin. My looks are both a weapon and a...plowshare. With my looks I pick the choicest cherries from the greenest orchards and sow the most virile of seed into the darkest of caves.
Behold Jonky Cat. Fear Jonky Cat. Love Jonky Cat.
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