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Cheese
(Anderson)

So, you say you're going to make us both a sandwich now?
I see you've got the meat, the lettuce, the tomato out
And you spread the bread with the mayo, the mustard, the sprouts
And that's fine
But I start my snacking and find something lacking I wanted on mine

Cheese
Where's the cheese?
It's the only milk you can chew
Healthy teeth and strong bones curdled there for you.

Who'd have thought that just an ordinary dairy cow
Could exude a food so udderly delicious?
How can you say that mere cheddar is better
When half of the world disagrees?
They will still eat the Velveeta,
It's made out of six kinds of these:

Cheese
Tasty cheese
We owe Wisconsin our lives
The perfect masterpiece for which every enzyme strives

Grab a brick, have a party
With gouda, havarti, or bleu
Swiss, mozzarella, a helluva taste treat is waiting for you
Cheese