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(still under construction)
Verne Whelkins, our senior Information Specialist and a Wisconsin expatriate, is still working on this page after the failure of his initial prototype. 89 years young, Verne is the founder and sole member of the Minnetonka Cheesemongers, and is convinced that the World Wide Web will soon be our pipeline to the finest in dairy products. "You can git everthang else through them computers," he quips. "I don't see why ya can't git cheese. See what I'm sayin'?" After a moment's pause, he continues, "Now git. And take Truman with ya. Dewey was robbed, I tell ya! Robbed!"

Verne plans to begin work again as soon as he can dislodge the slice of Muenster from his floppy drive.


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