Verne Whelkins, our senior Information Specialist and a Wisconsin
expatriate, is still working on this page after the failure of
his initial prototype. 89 years young, Verne is the founder
and sole member of the Minnetonka Cheesemongers, and is
convinced that the World Wide Web will soon be our pipeline to
the finest in dairy products. "You can git everthang else
through them computers," he quips. "I don't see why ya can't
git cheese. See what I'm sayin'?" After a moment's pause,
he continues, "Now git. And take Truman with ya. Dewey was
robbed, I tell ya! Robbed!" Verne plans to begin work again as soon as he can dislodge the slice of Muenster from his floppy drive. |