Search cookbooksmagazinesReaders' Digest onlyMinnetonka Herald and Reply With search resultsstories about grandkidsMidge's favorite recipes Tip: Want to find lots of fresh vegetables? Then try a grocery store. This is an internet computer service, you idiot. Visit the gang at the Minnetonka Senior Center! HASTALAVISTA TODAY SERVICE: Upon submission, your information request is immediately transmitted to our team of six information specialists (seven if Norm Huiska's wife can give him a ride into town) -- all retired postal employees in Minnetonka, MN. Once they receive your request, they begin thumbing through the large stack of cookbooks and old periodicals located toward the rear of our office, searching for tidbits that might have something to do with your query. PERSEVERENCE: No supercomputers or serial-connected workstations here. No sir. At HastaLaVista you get the kind of personal attention and dogged stick-to-it-iveness that can only be provided by people with a lot of time on their hands. Many days, our information specialists will even return after lunch to continue their leisurely efforts on your behalf. PRIDE: We aren't just another search engine. We consider ourselves your personal "information detectives." In fact, Midge Wilkins thinks that phrase is so cute that she won't shut up about it, often noting to complete strangers that, "I'm an information detective, dontchaknow." BIGNESS: HastaLaVista receives over 12 million queries a day. As of last Thursday, we had responded to quite a few of them. I mean, it's some number more than six and less than 12 million. But quite a few, in any event. The DA Award . Doodles . Bobo Sez . The White House? The Steakhouse . The Tune Lagoon Copyright © 1997 This Is A Parody, OK? All rights reserved.

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