The Evil Dead

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Who are the Evil Dead? What are their drives and ambitions? Well since you asked...they are a ball-breaking ass-shaking Garage Rock Combo!!!!!! Built to rock your world baybee!!! With reckless abandon they pound out earth shattering riffs that posses all the subtlety of an entire house full of crack smoking baboons. So if you like Alternative Rock bands like Bush or Matchbox 20...FUCK OFF! Because this is real Rawk and Roll Baybee...SO IF YOU DON'T SWING DON'T RING!!!! cause...

THIS IS THE EVIL DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now let's take a moment to learn about the band

About two years ago three very very very bored teenagers decided that it was their turn to make their mark on the world...or at least their basement. They learned to play some things like The Misfits and a few other bands... but they sucked . A year later after accepting another guitarist...by far the most talented of all...they became the crushing force in the Campbell River Music Scene...meaning the empty buildings that they can manage to rent for free... except of course for a few other bands...alright a bunch of other bands...but they're at least 15th best band in the town...or on their street.

Consisting of Jim Connors (guitar), Josh Gable (Guitar), Peter Ulanda Love Utgaard (bass), And Joe (harpsichord, and sometimes drums) they have by far the greatest line up of any band...well at least hopefully a good live show.

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Current Evil Dead

Not a fuck of a lot has gone down since the last update played another gig that fucking sucked actually it was a lot of fun it went more like what I assumed most of our gigs would be like ie pretty much everything went wrong. The band before us (Branded) played for a good two hours after another two bands had already played (Poor Alexiander and another band whom keeps changeing their name so I have no idea what it is it's like atomic Dawn or Mack pappy and the paddy stackers or some shit like that but who cares ok) so by the time we got on most of the attendees had ceased to attend. which was probbably a good thing cause we played pretty horribly and not in the charming and semi melodic if not pleasantly disharmonic form we usually play horribly but in the way that we were right fucking pissed off and just stomped around tore shit up it was fun tho even tho the vocal mics didn't work for half of it and it was cold and I was oh so alone and miserable but it was fun we got Josuf (of Dr Molesto fame) to sing the National Anthum (which he fuct up... way to go joe) and we got to yell alot and jump off speakers off the stage and shit and that was fun assed shit. Next time a band does that too us I say we break their drum kit... and there's a bunch of gigs comeing up pretty soon and blah blah blah but fuck that what I want to talk about is the Demo Tape... it would be out... well NOW but it's not gonna be cause the Wetter is Better sessions didn't turn out as good as we had hoped so we're gonna do a bit more writing then go back into the studio for the final session of this tape it'll consist of The Mono Sessions, The Musical, The Stereo Sessions, Wetter is Better and the new one comeing up and it should have 20something songs on it and it's going to be free... that's right FREE... there will be twenty four copies made and distributed for NO CHARGE on the grounds that if you like it that you will make a copy of it and give it too a friend and if you don't like it then just give it to someone who will and pass that puppy alone... that's right PLEASE PIRATE OUR MATERIAL!!!! I'll let you know the moment it's released and if you would like a copy and don't live in CR emale us at The EviLDead at hotmail dot com and we'll work out a way to get it too you which will probably include a self addressed stamped envelope which you will never get around to sending to us. If there is a demand (yeah right) then more copies will be made. This will probably be the only thing we will ever get around to recording under this name so get it while it's hot... this is gonna be some raw assed recordings seeing as 80% of it is ready... I already got the feel for this demo/album... if anything else goes down I'll keep you updated and WRITE IN THE DAMN GUESTBOOK FOR FUCKS SAKE... I dont' care if you have anything to say or not... just write talk about music for christ's sake... ok well I'm gonna go now so bye. -Peter of the Evil Dead

As the shadow of the Reaper looms behind you, covering you like a moist towelette, afore you stand his minions....the ones so called for their horrible deeds which could, under the right circumstances, quite harm someones inner ear!!!!

WE ARE THE EVIL DEAD!!!!!!!

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