Television Newsroom Humor

Top 10 Reporter Interpretations

What the reporter really means is...

#10 - Reporter says:
"I'll just go in and tell them that we're here."
They really mean to say is...
"Don't even think I am going to grab that tripod!"

#9 - Reporter says:
"I'd like to jazz up my standup."
They really mean to say is...
"My monotone is killing me and I realize I'm on the verge of being fired since that new reporter seems to have so much energy."

#8 - Reporter says:
"What time do you get off?"
They really mean to say is...
"I have no chance in hell of getting this package on the air if you don't bail me out by staying and editing this monstrosity."

#7 - Reporter says:
"How do YOU see this story?"
They really mean to say is...
"I didn't read the paper today - please tell me what I should do!"

#6 - Reporter says:
"Do you have a STATE map?"
They really mean to say is...
"You better pop a no-doz...your day is going to involve a lot of driving from place to place."

#5 - Reporter says:
"Have you got enough vid"
They really mean to say is...
"Hell...how much more can you shoot? I've already finished this magazine from cover to cover."

#4 - Reporter says:
"Were you rolling for me?"
They really mean to say is...
"I forgot my notepad once again."

#3 - Reporter says:
"Did you get a shot of the ________?"
They really mean to say is...
"I was so busy telling the receptionist about the exciting world of t.v. and I didn't notice you were done shooting."

#2 - Reporter says:
"Shoot EVERYTHING!"
They really mean to say is...
"I have no idea how to write this thing."

#1 - Reporter says:
"I just need one more shot..."
They really mean to say is...
"Your day has just begun."

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