

Now in those days a decree went out that all should use
the fruit of that which was big and blue. And Jobs and Wozniak , along with
other wise persons went forth unto the creation of something for those who
did not counteth the beans of the earth. And from that collaboration cameth
the Macintosh. And they saw it was good and were well pleased. And they
went throughout the land promoting their creation.

Blessed are those who use Macintosh for theirs is computer
heaven.
Bleesed are those who use Macintosh for they shall inherit
the earth.
Love thine enemies and pray for those who know not their
need of a Macintosh.

In the Beginning
The Fall From Grace
The Reformation
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