the story is true (kinda)
Hello,
You don't know me, but I owe you my life. I used to be a real mess. I was abandoned at birth, so I never saw any meaning to life. By the time I was in my teens, I was pretty messed up. I used to be on nose candy, and I had to rob to support my habit.

Well, needless to say I was headed for trouble. One day, when I was in the prison internet lab, I came across you website. It gave me so much direction and purpose in life that I had enough self control to make it through my parole hearing! A couple weeks later, I had a girlfriend

and a family (I'm not really sure where they came from, but I love 'em!)
-Jimminy Bimwitz
Wasn't that heartwarming?bAck tO thE OrchArd
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