ummmmm..I'm not a net junkie, i'm...

• activity impaired
• internet-addictive abled
• motivationally disabled
• a cyberintensive expert
• technology interested
• fiber optic network social reconstruction specialist
• international communicative advisory
• in touch with my inner CPU.. (aww don't laugh, that hertz!!)
• obsessed with that 'Nerds Grow Into Studs' article in Cosmo..
• socially challenged
• recreationally retarded
• face to face feebled
• just... bored

MEN................