Carson's Kingdom
Bow down to King Carson
Alright!! I've changed my mind about me being the only Queen cuz I figured, the Queen is usually married to the King right? And I don't have my heart set on marrying Carson, so if you want to be a Queen, go right ahead!! And besides, I hear that gal that signed my guestbook is already engaged to him anyways=) Many of you mailed me saying you wanted to join, but you didn't give yourselves any names!! Here are the members just to give you an example of what I'm looking for:
King Carson Daly, The Master Skanker
Queen Shindo, Royal Baker of Carsey Cakes
1. Queen Alyssa, Royal Wench
I know a lot of you had your hearts set on this position, but it just wasn't meant to be. . .
2. Princess Jen, The JL Hewitt Defender
Hey!! This is our sworn enemy!! Send in the militia!! Hehehe, j/k guys. She's cool so don't give her any crap!!
3. Lady Athena, Royal Alex Rodriguez Bubble Gum Fetcher
This is my sis, and she has a page for people in baseball and stuff, hence the A-Rod referrence. I'd give you the addy, but it's kinda under construction right now, so hold your balls will you?!!
4. Princess Allie, Sworn Jenn Love Hewitt Basher
Hey, I smell a cat fight between Princess Allie and Princess Jen. . .*sniff*~*sniff*. . .wait a minute, that's not a cat fight I smell!! Ahhhhh!!! It's a joke, put down that bat!
5. Prince Dave, Royal Soybean Strainer
How funky are you exactly?
6. Princess Alisa, Carson's Secret Mistress
Well it's not so secret now is it?!!
7. Duchess Katie, Carson's Personal Ass-grabber
Hey now!! There are kids watching. . .wash your hands at least!
8. Royal Servant
9. The Artist formally known as Princess Kristen
10. Madam Megyn, Royal Ernie Doll Duster
11. Princess Lizz, Royal Computer Getter Into
12. Princess Lucinha, Carson's Royal Translator of Portuguese
13. Dutchess Ashley, The Head of the 'Carson Should Be On South Park Movement'
So what character would he play? Cartman's horny neighbor, the dealer of shiny bongs?
14. Princess Jenni, Royal French Kisser
Hey now! This is a family webby!! Hence the frequent swearing=)
15. Princess Lauren, Carson's Lady-In-Waiting
16. Lady Nicki, the Royal Masseuse
17. Dutchess Jen, Royal Concubine
18. Princess bOnK, Carson's Fingernail Painter
19. Princess Lil Frack ~Carson's PERSONAL Trainer & In Training For The Royal Love Hewitt Basher~
This won't mess up his nail polish will it?
20. Jen the Paranoid Android
21. Grand Duchess Amanda, the Royal Eyebrow Kisser
22. CarSoN's aNgeL faCe loVeR
23. The Grand Dutchess Anika, King Carson's Royal and all time favorite Sex-slave
Hmmmm. . .not someone he would bring home to mother eh?
24. Carson's Royal Ciggarette Getter
Hehehe, that's cool. . .but what about bowls? They need some love too!
25. Princess Samantha, Carson's Royal Designer
No tight pants dude please!! Remember what he was wearing on the "Wanna Be a VJ" thingy? The tight black jeans with the red tee? *ugh*
26. *Queenie Karen-Carsons Bitchin Sidekick in the East*
27. Princess Gina : Personal Ring Polisher
28. Dutchess Zoey: Carson's Royal Jesse Translator, Boxer Washer and Source
of Entertainment
Now look at Zoey. . .You see how hard-working she is? She's doin' triple duty!! It's about time someone washed his boxers anyways. . .
29. Princess Mackee...Carsons personal Jesse Camp imitator
Altho' the quality isn't all that great, I have the wave from the Total Request Countdown thingy when he did imitate Jesse if you wanna check it out in the MultiMedia section.
30. Princess Ashley, Carson's Wardrobe Coordinater
I hope you get a long with Princess Samantha=)
31. Donna, the royal (Vampire) Slayer, who will kick
the butt of anyone who comes near him!
This is officially the best name I've ever heard!! Now why didn't you think of this?!!
32. ~*Jen*~carsons spice girl
33. Jill, emperess of all that is carson
34. carson's royal lady whom he buys jewelry and flowers for.
how sweet, carson buys gifts for patricia. . .
35. Lord LeVar Clark Lord Protector of Carsonlott
36. Dutchess Gina- Official Clapper (for Carson) For Third Eye Blind's New Kick
Ass Video Jumper
Very. . .uhhh, precise genre ehh? So what happens if "How's It Going To Be" get's played? *sniff* That's a good song too man!! Hehe, j/k=) You wanna know why she picked that vid? mail her. . .
37. Queen Kym Carson's Dedicated Psycho
38. Lady Mira - Royal Bodyguard
39. Lady Joy- scrubber of Carson's feet
40. The Royal <3Carson<3 Cleaner
This is what she does in the Kingdom ==>> I give baths to him and wash his special places hehe and I'm also his EVERYTHING!
41. Queen Kate Sworn Defender of Carson
This is Kate's specialty ==>> master in martial arts, and I can kick any teeny bopper ass that gets near him
42. Carson's JLH Beater
Here's a little message from the JLH Beater herself: Its No Fair! I Havta And Help Any 1 Who Is With My
Cause, Down!! w/ JLH Down!!!! hehe
43. Princess Adrienne: Royal chef and toenail clipper
44. Queen Des, Carson's Royal Total Request Assistant
45. princess katie royal room cleaner
46. Queen Ellen, royal hairdresser and personal consulatant for all matters great and small
47. Emperess Kelly, Carson's personal time-traveling spy
48. Princess Tinkerbelle: Carson's Royal Exotic Belly Dancer
49. Lady Samantha...Lady of the Dance
50. Queen Angela: Carson's Lady Protector
I'll protect him from any fake dudettes like JLH & Cristina Aguilera. (who has a crush on him) I LOVE YOU CARSON!!!!!!
51. Queen Laffy Taffy
52. Mistress Shanker
Rachel and her friend Christina, #'s 51 & 52 have this to say:
"We are bonafide Carson fans. We watch TRL everyday religiously. He rocks our world. Go Carson! Viva TRL!"
Some of you should follow their lead (nudge nudge).
53. Princess Andoreia lover of carson's kiddie corral
hey you know what? i watch the brady bunch on nickelodeon all the time cuz it's a kick arse show ... ummm, yeah, but anyways, the youngest girl cindy has a doll named "katie carry-all." wierd huh? they sound so much alike so i just had to mention that. uhhh, ok, go about your business...
54. Princess Lindsay Carson's Girl
So, rumor has it Carson thinks Lindsay is hot=) True story, she told me...ask her yourself!
55. Lady Carrie-Carson's Official Channel Changer
Hey,
My name's Carrie and I would like to be Lady Carrie-Carson's Official Channel Changer. I rule over Carson's remote control. We wouldn't want him chipping that lovely nail polish that princess bOnK worked so hard on now would we? of course not! I have a carson webpage. the address is www.oocities.org/broadway/lobby/2677 so if you could send me the seal that would be kick arse.
Thanks and I hope I get in!
~Carrie
56. Princess Royal Rubber of Carson's Back
If I had orignal name awards, I say she's got it in the bag. Sorry time traveler, it's just the way it goes sometimes.
57. Lady Amanda, The Only One Carson Would Dare Have Children With
Hey I didn't know Amanda was the chosen one did you guys know that? Man, you miss a week of TRL and this is what happens!!
There many many positions still open if you want to join man!! Just remember that you MUST have a name when you mail me. If you are already in Carson's Royal Court and you want to change your name, please mail me so you don't feel like a fool any longer than you have to.
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Welcome to Carson's Kingdom! This is a new thing I just started. . .errrr, am GOING to
start. This is the deal with Carson’s Kingdom. Well, for starters, you’re in it right now!
Hehe. Ok, in Carson’s Kingdom, Carson is obviously the ruler; now if you want to join
Carson’s Kingdom, you have to tell me why it would need you. For example, I,
being the second occupant (after Carson) of Carson’s Kingdom, will be “Queen Shindo, The Royal Baker
of Carsey Cakes.” My most sincere apologies to all. . .I’m the only one that gets the title of
“Queen,” but everyone is welcome to be a prince[ss], Lord, or Royal Subject of some sort. It's all up to you. If you want to join Carson’s Kingdom, just mail me and tell me why the
kingdom would need you. I am currently looking for a "Royal JL Hewitt Basher" if you're
interested in the position. I'm kidding!!! It's a joke!!!
Everyone that joins the kingdom
should have a website, not necessarily dedicated to Carson, but it would be nice. If you
don't have a website, that's alright too, you can still join, but the only thing is, you just
won't get a seal saying you belong to Carson's Kingdom. All positions will be posted on
my page, so if you had your heart set on being "The Royal Channel Surfer" and someone
already has that title, you have to choose a different name.
If you would like to join Carson's Kingdom, that's just a tentative name cuz I personally think it sucks toe cheese, then just mail me so I can start a list. Remember to send your URL if you have one.
I still haven't made the seal that everyone would get, but as soon as I finish it, I will post it on this page so come back soon!
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