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If you're not familiar with the Lazy Journalist and the Clint Eastwood Words and Objects Q and A number 8, refer back to some of the previous interviews.
Bike
Ajay: bike heroes? Eddie Merks (excuse the spelling).
Me: and that is who?
Ajay: he used to be a famous Belgian bike rider who won the Tour de
France and the Tour of Spain and numerous other cycling competitions
in the 60s and 70s.....and died from drugs!
Me: So you're into bikes?
Ajay: You've got no option living in Holland, bikes are an intricate
part of your life. I love bikes, there's about 6 people who live in my
house and we all had our bikes nicked or lost and we had to go out on
a big bike retrieval expedition and I got about 5 bikes and did them
all up: lights, brakes, tyres and painted them, the whole works, I
like to consider myself a bit of a bike expert....
Ajay is obviously well into bikes because he went on in this vein for about ten minutes, thankfully Davey came to the rescue with his first dose of irrelevant madness. He interrupted...
Davey: ...actually, my favourite form of transport is the eagle, but
there isn't one on here, so I'll just choose one and pretend...
Eagle!
Davey: a bit of string and an old bit of hanky and a receipt.
Gaynor: what's the receipt for?
Davey: my receipt is for...
Ajay: ..tobacco..
Davey: Christ Almighty, it's for changing money at the old exchange
rate.
Ajay: did you get a good exchange?
Davey: aye. Now I'll put my bit of string back in my pocket...it's a
very important bit of string that..
Plane
Gaynor: Eddie Kidd..the first man I snogged.
Davey: was he intact?
Gaynor: he was..in every way.
Davey: had he not even got a plaster on him? He must've cut his finger
or something?
Gaynor: no, we snogged all the other stunt riders first, cos we
couldn't get to snog with Eddie. I was about 13, you had to queue up
at the back to get an autograph so I kept snogging him, I went round
about ten times. So that's my influence.
Me: and do you feel that comes through in your cello playing?
Gaynor: it's that passionate aspect of the playing, I think.
Ajay: you mean reckless, like his riding.
Bus
Pim: It's too complicated for me...
Gaynor: but we like the little teacher.
Ajay: looks like he's going to give somebody a good whipping.
We then moved onto the Clint Eastwood questions, remember that you (and the band) get bonus points for working out the relationship to Clint Eastwood. Of course, the band can read the questions..
Davey: my Aunty met Clint Eastwood on a golf course.
Me: NO!
Davey: yes, he plays golf in the town that he was mayor in, I don't
know what that's called, but my Aunty goes there every year to play
golf.
Me: did she snog him?
Davey: err, yeah.
Donkey: YEEEAHH!
Colin the roadie arrived at this point, looking a little bemused, it has to be said, at the sight of the interview board. The band persuaded him to have a go, but he wouldn't do it until everyone else had taken their turn.
Lorry
Ajay: no, but I know somebody who does...
Me: well tell us about it then.
Ajay: y'know the Germanics--ancient race--believed in the power of
trees and they believed that they held a spiritual force inside them
and it controlled how they lived their lives...I do believe in the
power of trees and I have been known to murmur the odd thing, like
"get growing fast". What's that got to do with Clint Eastwood.
Me: it was the b-side of "I was born under a wondering star"
Ajay: am I supposed to tell you that? I knew that! We've got a Clint
Eastwood LP, by the way, Davey.
Davey: is it me? What? have I got to choose again? What do I do?
It took a while to explain the idea to Davey again, and several rather unsavoury comments about drummers were made..
Moon
Gaynor: what's the best kind of pet bird, eh Davey?
Davey: eagle!
Ajay: NO!
Davey: yeah.
Gaynor: yeah.
Davey: EAGLE.
Ajay: Charlie Parker?
Davey: Where eagles dare!
Donkey: ha ha!
Me: OK, that's double bonus then, you're through to the master game.
Several knowing nods and a couple of "aye-ayes" greeted Gaynor's selection of...
Pot
Gaynor: that's a bit difficult isn't it? I haven't got a clue.
Davey: Clint Eastwood. The Bond films...[cut the random discussion of
who was in "Unforgiven"]...Even though he wasn't in them.
Me: I think you're getting a bit far into the Clint Eastwood aspect,
you're just supposed to answer the questions, and then there's a Clint
bonus.
Gaynor: it's too simple for us.
Ajay: go on then, answer it!
Gaynor: who is Unforgiven? err...
Ajay: the inventor of vitamins, cos he made sure that anyone who drank
lots of beer had to take lots of vitamins.
Gaynor: (with relief) yeah.
Elephant
Ajay: come on Pim, you're the Clint Eastwood man!
Pim: I'd buy a lot of pop, there's a really great local pop company at
home.
Davey: that's nothing to do with Clint Eastwood!
Me: it doesn't have to be, did I not get this straight at the
beginning? You can buy anything you like with it.
Another session of explaining the rules terminates with Colin claiming that his favourite thing in the world is..
Bucket
Colin: Lucky? Fucking lucky?
Donkey: Ha ha!
Ajay: ha ha, Kylie Minogue.
Gaynor: you're lucky to be driving us.
Davey: you get to sit next to Ajay in the van.
Colin: and I can feel the vibrations coming through from Pim.
Ajay: doubly lucky then.
Me: do you think you were lucky with the audience tonight? I thought
more people might've turned up for Hofman.
Ajay: yeah, I think it's all Hofman's mates, and the first band had
a lot of mates in the audience too.
Me: you haven't got enough mates in Cambridge.
Ajay: only you, and you got in for nowt!
Me: but I would've paid..
Ajay: But I wouldn't have let you.
Davey: there's a lot of posh folk round here. I asked a couple of
people where the tobacconist was, down the street there and they
sounded like General Somebody's Son, "Hwah Hwah", like they had fucking
faulty plums in their mouth. Like Terry Thomas, top man. Totally
under-rated and he died a lonely man, totally penniless.
Ajay: and what disease did he die of?
Davey: death.
Normally, when you find people declaring themselves to be "zany and mad", you know that they are not at all mad, just wankers. Donkey don't declare themselves to be anything, but at least one of them is obviously deranged. What does this tell us? Beats me. If you want to get hold of some Donkey material, there's two 7"s and an LP on Guided Missile and a double 7" only available in Holland. The LP will be out in the States on CD in the near future.
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