Most people just resort to a krauty/spacey/drone derivative, littered liberally with adjectives purloined from their copy of Roget's Thesaurus. The band are not impressed. In an attempt to fight fire with fire, we presented them (Gary, Jonathan and Matt) with the Roget entry for free and got them to describe themselves through it.
free
detached unconditional liberate unobstructed at liberty gratis liberal exempt impure -- balloon -- and easy cheerful adventurous vain insolent friendly sociable -- fight -- from simple never -- from -- gift -- from imperfection -- lance -- land -- liver -- love make -- of -- play -- quarters cheap hospitality -- space -- stage -- trade commerce -- translation -- will make -- with frank take sociable uncourteous freebooter freeborn freedmanfree and easy?
Jonathan: Writing and recording music is easy. From then on it gets
difficult.
Matt: Being "difficult" is easy, but I don't think we are
difficult. I reckon the next batch of songs we record will be
straightforward pop songs so that people take note of our melodies and
not the squiggly bits on top, but then again...
adventurous?
Gary: I hope so, otherwise why bother? Boundaries and rules are there
to be broken, but I think we don't recognise them in the first place.
M: There aren't any boundaries to push.
J: I feel like I'm banging my head against a brick wall. I think we
write thought-provoking pop songs. Social comment and personal
subjects that anyone should be able to relate to. I think we write
really catchy melodies. I reckon that in 2 or 3 year's time EVERYONE
WILL SOUND LIKE US! We are not post-rock or space-rock (NME). We are
not mad (MM), we've never compared ourselves to any other band or
given any clue to our influences in press releases so we don't give
a lot of journalists a starting point.
unobstructed?
M: The only thing standing in our way is the price of a 30-piece
orchestra although we've never had to stoop as low as playing a comb
and paper or doorbells!!!
J: Perhaps we can be accused of putting too many ideas/sounds into one
song. This is because we love so many different kinds of music.
freelance?
(There is a fourth, freelance, member of the Freed Unit. He appears on their record sleeves with a large globe on his head.)
M: His name is Jeremy Wiltshire. When he's not with the Unit he wears
a lot of glitter (when he takes his globe off). One of his talents is
playing stand-up drums and he has a song on the Sorted LP "Suction
prints" called "I wish I was John Peel's son". When he appears with us
he plays tambourine.
G: John Peel recently played Jeremys song on his show, proof indeed
that flattery gets results.
impure?
J: The band itself isn't impure but I'm sure each of us are
personally!
G: In thought and deed, but not musically.
liberate?
(What are the Freed Unit liberating us from?)
M: Mundanity.
J: The CK kids, the Tommy Hilfiger sheep, the soap watchers,
Christians, the stubborn and narrow-minded, the soulless, the
polluters, the loveless, the heartless, the MAJORITY. I do believe
that things are going to improve. They have to. One day people will
wake up and realise that they deserve BETTER. Things are looking up...
G: We're liberating people from The Everyday.
sociable?
J: We were drinking across England from Averbury, Wilts to
Leicestershire (on train). Everything from brandy to shandy, mead to
lager...Vomiting into carrier bag. Bag had hole in bottom---it went
all over trousers, seat, floor of train. Probably stank the carriage
out. I passed out at Water Orton. Awoke in Melton Mowbray. We had
missed the Leicester stop. We were on the last train. We could've
ended up in Cambridge. If it happens again, we'll be knocking on your
door, Jim...
G: I was standing on my head in the bar of a public house---instead of
getting barred I got a round of applause, but I didn't perform an
encore.
freebooters?
M: We don't steal from anyone. It's too easy and you never get away
with it. If we sounded like anyone else there would be no point in
continuing.
G: Influences---anything with soul or passion or anything that
stands out from the crowd.
free gift?
(Best piece of free advice?)
J: Being told to keep away from Saint John (of the song "The Entropy
Kids vs. Saint John").
M: I've only ever been given useless advice, the rest you have to find
out for yourselves, unfortunately.
G: I'm not good at listening to advice until it's too late.
free love?
J: I've never paid for sex.
M: Nothing in life is free!
G: No pain, no gain. Anything that's worth something is by definition
not free.
Knowing this to be true, it's not entirely suprising that you'll have to pay for the next Freed Unit recording. It's on triangular 8" vinyl. Typical. Obtain your copy by writing to: PO Box 5083, Leicester. LE2 0WX, www.bigfoot.com/~freed.unit or freed.unit@bigfoot.com.