These hoodlums are armed and partially retarded!

The whiner that was supposed to be here wanted his picture taken down, and he's being a real bitch, so I did it. Doug, you're a tool, oh beater of old people, slave to love.

Pudding Dude. Reefer. Do the math.
I still don't know how he got a sunburn like that though.

Don't it look like Frank here is about 50 feet tall? Well, he's more like 5 feet tall. And laden with a baby. Yeah, thats right... after calling him SugarDaddy for years, he finally is one.

This psycho is just plain evil. He's quite a despicable character when you get to know him. Don't let the mittens fool you, it's just so he can't whip down his pants and slap it in public. He would, too.

This is Chris' brother, not the cool one though, this is just Ryan. He's since pierced his eyebrow, to be like his hero... me. Did his nipple and tongue too, the piss-loving freak. The damn bastard could have tried to call me a little earlier when the Dayglo Abortions came to town though, the peachass! The other brother, Seven Dollar Bill, lives in a cave and never showers. You can just tell he's whacking at the bottom of the pic.

And this to the right here IS Chris. He taught his brother everything he knows about flogging his dog. He also is the Mother Of Invention... go to his page... there's something about condoms on it.

Do not approach! Inform the local authorities at once!

Fools!

Buffoons!!

Costumed Crusaders!!!

Chronic Masturbaters!!!!

Who could be all of the above? Only my true homeys...such as Ken, the Sugar Plum here.

If you can name exactly what is wrong with Joel the Pudding Dude here, I'll give you... well, I don't know yet... but it'll be good. VD or something. Hell, Be in Brantford or the surrounding area and I'll deliver it personally. Mmm...

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Ahhh, the Mother of Invention! 'Nuff said.
The Official Untitled Band page! It's probably not even up anymore.

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