2. Cows are mostly good-tempered.
3. Cows can take a joke.
4. Aint no cow that ever cut off a guys dick.
5. Cows got a guy who yanks on their tits daily... and they like it that way.
6. Cows may be vegetarians, but they don't push their lifestyle on you. And if they did, you'd just eat them anyway.
7. Cows have horns you can grip them by. You know, steer 'em around, ride 'em... stuff like that.
8. Cows moo, girls squawk.
9. Cows: cut 'em up and eat 'em.
Girls: live with them all your life and get cut up and eaten alive.
10. My dad isn't screwin' no cow in the other room on the weekends. Well, at least she's not a literal cow. A real cow just wouldn't cry as much.
11. Cows aren't dumb enough to fall for my dad's pick-up lines.
12. Cows have bells to tell you where they're at. Now that's convienence!!
13. How funny would it be one night to go out with your buddies and go girl tipping? Fuck, that'd be funny... yet, it's a no go.
14. Cows don't play mind games and they know what they want... grass.
15. Think of all the wonderful things cows provide: milk, cheese, steak, ribs, burgers, fertilizer... I mean, women will just never have that many uses.
Geez, there you go. You know what I think the strangest thing about what happened on Survivor was when the guy said his quote? The girls didn't vote him off the island. They voted off some other guy, who didn't actually say anything offensive. Had a spot of bad judgement, they did.
Moo.
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