2. At least professors are trying to be understood.

3. Neither care what your name is.

4. Professors aren't as critical as girls.

5. Professors take on about 80 people at a time. Girls usually take on... oh nevermind, shit... I can't even finish this one.

6. With careful scheduling you don't have to get up early to see either of them.

7. You can wear pretty much anything, look any way at all when you go to see a professor. Girls? Oh please.

8. Professors and girls both often use words guys don't know... Esoteric? Commitment?

9. Both want to be lied to...Examples: Is Plato a genius? Do I look fat?

10. Neither lead by example. It's much more of a do what I say, not what I do deal.

11. Both are interested only in what they can turn you into, not what you are. Hmn, but often girls aren't even interested in that.

12. At least girls don't have microphones.

and of course, 13. Both are power hungry and high on themselves, but you only spend four years dealing with the professors, with summers off.

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