2) Both have belts, but I want to see certain belts ON certain wrestlers, while I want to see certain belts OFF certain girls. My WWF longings are more likely to happen.

3) ‘What does everybody want? Head!' You can scream this at a match and might actually get it. You scream it at a girl? You get cops at your door.

4) Few girls are as annoying as Steve Austin.

5) You rarely have to worry about finding a rotten stinking sock down some girls pants called Sock-o. And if you do... well, just get the hell out of there.

6) ‘Hardcore' matches are better with girls.

7) The WWF has coherent storylines. Girls? HA! Not even close.

8) Girls don't have commercials.

9) In the WWF you have good guys and bad guys. Girls are only bad guys.

10) I got two words for ya, Suck It!

11) Best example of WWF? The Godfather. Best example of girls? Gillian Anderson. But which one has a ho train?! And I bet the Godfather could kick her ass too.

12) You can't get giant foam fingers at your girlfriends place.

13) When you watch the WWF, you know you're going to see some T&A. Unless you're at a strippers, thats not quite the case with girls.

14) Wrestling is a release of frustration. Girls are a cause of frustration.

and 15) If you pin a guy for a three count, the match is over and you get congratulated in wrestling. You pin a girl for only a three count and you get the dirtiest look of your life.

Holy shit, that one was a fucking BLOWOUT! You just can't win, can you, girls? Maybe one day... one day... Maybe if I do 'Girls vs Hitler' or something.

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