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I'm back you motherfuckers! All hail my sweaty white ass!
If you didn't know, or didn't care, or didn't get it by now, I'm back. My computer has been about as useful as tits on Jerry Seinfeld lately, but now its good as... well, not quite new, but... good as, well fuck... it's about as good as it gets, we'll say. At least the fucker is internet capable again (the sound still doesn't work, but what the hell).
So why the fuss? Well, I've missed out on all kinds of shit. Given the limited time I ever want to spend over at my mom's on her computer, I've managed to add precious little to this page over the past 3 months. Hopefully that'll change soon. Here's an update of... whatever.
1. Bloodhound Gang.
I've recently discovered the genuis of the Bloodhound Gang. They are now my official relax and unwind music, just because they don't give a shit and they're hilarious and honest. One Fierce Beer Coaster pretty much has made a little den in my cd player. And I'll tell you what else. That fucking Mope video knocks me on my ass every time. When they stop in the middle of the song and Pac-Man comes out, I fucking cry every time.
Jimmy Pop: "Hey, it's Paaaac-Maaan. What's up Pac-Man?"
Pac-Man: "ME, you bitches!!"
and then of course, Pac-Man proceeds to bust some phat rhymes and generally kick ass on the dance floor. Genuis.
2. Music.
As #1 might tell you, I've been stocking up on cd's a lot lately. Picked me up some Pinhead Gunpowder, AFI, Save Ferris, Dance Hall Crashers, Jugheads Revenge and more. Don't know why, just been buying a lot. It's been making me feels good, and isn't that what's important? Oh, and on the heels of that, I've got a punk report coming up soon for the linguistic acrobatics section on this page.
3. Break ups and make ups.
Now, that's a tentative title. One more young lady has joined the ranks of those who can be grouped as my ex-girlfriends. So lately it's been pretty difficult for me, however I am trying to break with tradition and trying to sustain a friendship out of the whole ordeal. Wish me luck, it aint easy. I got me a lot of jealousy and insecurities these days, it would seem. So yeah... it's been hard.
4. Jobless.
I finished my last day of work today. No more working at the theatre company for me. No more theatre camp. It went pretty well, I think. I think I gained some respect there, and made people realize I'm more than a pretty face and am actually useful for a thing or two. I applied at a new bar opening up in town this week, and hopefully I'm on the callback list. It seemed promising. It'd be so nice to work at a bar again. Oh, I love those late nights. If the gods really are smiling on me, I'll be a full time busboy in no time. What a great job that is. Don't knock it til you try it either. A complete no stress job, while everyone around you is in the biggest rush of their life, it seems. Kind of like life, I think.
5. Warped Tour 2000
I went to the Warped Tour in Barrie and it was fab-ooo-lous. I was in the pit for Green Day, Good Riddance, Millencolin and MxPx. Couldn't move in the Green Day pit, got a split lip in the Good Riddance pit, hefted close to two dozen people up to surf in the Millencolin pit, and put the final nail in the coffin of my old shitkicking boots in the MxPx pit. Yeah, my old buddies are completely worn out now, I can't even argue that fact. Avail was great, I didn't watch NoFX, Gob was actually pretty good... what else? Hmn... oh, there were about 5,000 girls I wanted to take home with me there. Oh yeah. All these short chicks with big boobs and short, dyed hair. Yum city, it was. On the way back I lost my car keys at a rest station and we had to get a ride back to Hamilton with an off-duty trucker. It was crazy, I couldn't hear a thing, and kept mishearing anything that was said. I can't wait for next year.
6. Toronto Riot over the homeless.
I had such a great writing about this! About how stupid people are if they think cops, or ANYONE is just going to stand around when they're being pelted with rocks and whatnot, but one of the times I tried getting my computer fixed this summer, I lost the ability to use wordperfect. So until I get wordperfect back, that rambling is lost to us all. There was something about punks and cops too, and how ridiculous some people get about the issue. I'll try to get it on here ASAP.
7. Surveys.
First of all, thanks to everyone who's sent in a submission in response to my girlfriend compatibility form. The only problem is, that was one of the last things I put up when I still had basic computer function, so after I put it up, I didn't have a way to get back to any of you. So now I have a backlog of these forms that I need to respond to. I guess with the time off I have this week I should try to get them all done up, eh? Well, I will try to. There were over 10 of them that came in.
Umm, shit... that may be it for now. But stick around, I'll have new content coming up soon, fuckers! (ooh, plus I finally got the barbell I wanted... it's called the industrial, you stuff this metal rod through a couple holes in your ear. I hear it hurts something good... here's hoping!!)
-- live wrong and prosper,
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