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Longest relationship: Roo - 1 year, 4 months.
Shortest relationship: Reboundgirl - 11 days (approx).
Reminder Music:
Farmgirl: All Uncovered by the Watchmen.
Roo: Johnny by the Violent Femmes.
Reboundgirl: Torn by Natalie Imbruglia.
Harveysgirl: Come on Eileen by Dexy's Midnight Runners.
Hippygirl: Nitemare Hippy Girl by Beck.
Beautifulgirl: Got You Where I Want You by the Flys.
Workgirl: Apparitions by the Matthew Good Band
the Pantsstealer: Wish by Nine Inch Nails (‘wish there was something real, wish there was something true'...).
Dirtmonster: Pathetic Pair by the Headstones, The New You by the Vandals
Taco Bell Girl: McDonalds Girl by the Barenaked Ladies
Boots: Roll On by the Living End
Reasons for failure:
Cheating/Would Have Cheated: 3
Irrational Fear of Nice Guys: 3
Stupid Girl Syndrome: 5+
Distance?: 2
(Note: I can never be completely sure of the true reasons of termination
because all girls are liars, so the numbers aren't completely accurate)
Best to Worst Kissers:
the Psycho, Roo, Boots, Dirtmonster, the Pantsstealer, Reboundgirl.
December-Time Relationships: 5
Biggest Liar: the Pantsstealer.
Most Honest: Roo.
Most far-fetched: Harveysgirl.
Most natural: Roo (or Pantsstealer if she had actually been telling the truth about anything...)
Bust progression: Pantsstealer, Hippygirl, Farmgirl, the Psycho, Taco Bell Girl, Dirtmonster, Workgirl, the Tease, Roo, Harveysgirl, Shorthairedredhead, Reboundgirl, Boots.
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