Get your own Free Home PageHole shit, man. Move on with it, would you? Quit crying about your life and live it! EVERYONE has problems, but some people just accept that fact. And then there's people like you who just want too much attention. And you don't even get your point across half the time. The writing is pretty crappy. No offence, but it's boring, too long and the punctuation and spelling is just crap. And don't tell me I don't know anything about it, because I'm majoring in English. So work on it a bit harder and maybe I'll come back and actually read an ENTIRE rant. Right now, I start reading and get too bored. Not to mention, I get sick of reading some crap from someone who doesn't appreciate life.
I think... I think this guy's right. I should just stop. I should maybe just go out each night and get rip roaring drunk, maybe rape a couple coeds in the back of my Camaro. But then again, I wouldn't want to invade on your turf. Hey, by the way kids, do you know what the difference between a Camaro and a cactus is? On a cactus the pricks are on the outside. I have a couple of points to consider about now, as you knew I would. Okay:
1) Hate life. Ahh, thats nice of you to be so stunningly ignorant. Read 'beautiful'. Read 'weekend'. Read 'girl'. Read 'heaven'. Read read read. Maybe you should start in the middle so you can finish it.
2) Length. Well, I'm trying not so much to make points, but maybe strike a chord with someone. It takes a while to do that.
3) Yes, you do get bonus points for being vague. "The writing is pretty crappy". Well, that helps my endeavors.
4) I'm actually a university english major myself. Makes you think, don't it? So I've had more 'qualified' people than you telling me I'm a big fat waste of time. And you know, I'm sure our respective english degrees will get us far (if I decide to start kissing ass and writing like they want me to). Maybe the homeless signs we make will sound... dignified.
5) Puncuation is usually something to attack when there's not much else to criticize. "Hole shit?" Hmn.
6) I just find myself coming back to the point that this guy didn't take the time to read something short... like the disclaimer.
7) I'm also thinking that maybe if you could calm your ADD long enough and read a whole one, maybe then you'd get the 'point' or message. It's often complicated, and has to be long.
8) Do I really need an 8? It IS my page...
9) Here's a question I know I've asked, and never gotten a
response to. What the hell should I write about? Eh?
10) I want you to come back?
And ten is a good, round number, so I guess I'll stop here and make a new page of filth and raunchy, cheesy catchphrases and slacker trash. Yeah, that sounds like some big fun, actually. I like doing that, so I will. And you know... yes, everyone does have problems... but not everyone has a shitty modem and a basic knowledge of HTML, heh.
Okay, so I check my guestbook, and ta-da! I got a couple new signatures. Not bad, not bad, until I come to this:
"If you want a girlfriend so bad, why don't you treat people with respect? You say you want a girl so bad, to love you and for you to love, yet you say you hate the whole world. Does that make any sense? How can you love a girl if you hate the world? M ybe your attitude is what's holding you back. Maybe you had a few bad relationships, but who hasn't? You can't say all girls suck because one cheated on you. Wake up and treat others as they're human beings. We're not just numbers, we're people, with pirit and heart."
Ugh. Alright, fine. I don't even know where to start on this one. Well, I have to start somewhere, so I'll hit the most obvious point. The part about treating other people with respect. I do that, until I find out who they are, that is. It may not be like this in your town, but Brantford people are scum. I respect some people here, but I'll be the first to admit that it isn't that many. Now this is going to sound egotistical, but what the hell, it's my page so here goes... For me to respect someone, they need to be as good as me. I mean, like generally as good, that they try and give an effort and give a damn. So what happens, is that I see a whole lot of people my age that just don't. They don't try, they don't care, they don't do anything. They give up, they don't even fucking enjoy themselves while they do it, either, which I think is the most important thing you can do. To have fun, and not hurt other people while doing it. Thats another thing, a lot of peoples fun includes hurting others. I make cracks at people here, because basically no one reads it. But the people that do, they laugh. I like to make people laugh. Things like this make ME laugh. I fucking die laughing at bitch-comics like Denis Leary, who just swear and bitch at everything and about everyone. And I like making people laugh. But I think I've spent enough space on the respect topic about now. If not, mail me.
Okay, love and hate. I don't "hate the world." I hate a lot of the things that infest it. Don't you? If not, then there's a chance I might hate you too. Alot of people, a staggering majority here in good old Brantford (the only place I know, so it is the world to me, (and i hear about it from internet people as far away as Australia)) are so pathetic, so rotten, so bad that my feelings for them are such pure spite and malice. It's not like I just walk up to someone I don't know and go, I hate you, burn in hell. So much greed, corruption, and just plain evil... in young people even, the next damned generation that it's hard for me to just shutup, conform and go along with it. No siree. I look, I see rapists, I look, I see hate crimes... this is not what I signed on for. All of that crap is very prominent in Brantford, so I can just imagine it in LA or NY or some other major urban center. And if you don't believe me, ask this guy or this dude about the situation here. It's pathetic. It's unacceptable. I know I have it good, but I want it better, for everyone. So it's not so much a hate even, as much as a lust for change. And to make this clear to people who don't see it, people who haven't yet a punk soul, I bitch. I say, Just look at this... this sucks! And I can only lead by example, or I'd be a hypocrite. Listen to a Bad Religion album, you'll see what I mean. Mr Greg Graffin puts things much better than I can.
You know what? We are numbers. We are numbers to governments and media and all the other forces that try to control our little earth. Don't you think we're numbers to fucking McDonalds? Billions and billions served... yuh huh, we're not numbers. Ever look in a paper and see, "17 dead in airplane crash"? They don't put, "7 mothers, 5 husbands, 4 third grade children..." They don't treat us like people, who think and have lives and laugh and love and hate and cry. Statistics. They treat us as statistics. On my page it has a counter, and says, Don't worry, you're just a number too. Well, that's sarcasm, boys and girls. Another tool of bitch-comics. And if it gets you thinking, then God bless it.
If anything on this page gets you thinking at all about anything important... then consider me a very happy camper.
"Doc, you are one self-righteous bastard. You should try to actually live your life rather than just observe it"
Ahh. This is starting to feel good. Alright, to respond to the first sentence: so? I'll tell you what, I almost officially am a bastard. Born out of wedlock... but sadly my father does still live with me. Maybe I'm a semi-bastard. But hey, that's better than nothing. And self-righteous? That's an insult? Hey kids, if you don't think you're good enough for anything, if you don't think you're a decent person, then no one else will either. It's just that easy. And you know... I'm usually right too. It's the damnedest thing, I'm usually right. I have a tremendous sense of insight into a lot of things, and the things I don't, I just don't write about. Pretty convienent, eh? And Hooo Boy... onto that next sentence. Excuse me for an interlude of almost painful laughter, wont you? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!! "live your life rather than just observe it" Hoo boy, thats a killer. You know how every group of friends has that nutcase? The dude who will do pretty much anything to enjoy himself, who will just go into a store and start talking a little too loud to you about your mean case of herpes in the register line just to see the look on the cashiers face? Me. If I don't live life, then holy-shit-on-a-platter... no one does! I realize that at my present age I can do a bunch of crap that I won't be able to do when I'm older, and I realize that alot of people won't come out of their shells, so I'm making up for the fun they aren't having. I gotta keep the average up, you know. My big bitch is that I can't find someone who wants to have as much fun as I do. My little bitch is the state of the earth and humankind, you know, people like this fucking it up. Oh well, I'll have to be content being the manic being I am. Wouldn't have it any other way right about now. Keep sending that hate mail people, soon maybe I'll have another whole section! Thats my new goal. And is there a reason you aren't leaving me your emails?
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