‘Here, let me relieve you of that burden' I said, with a sword through my chest. It poked out my back. She didn't say thank you. I was the rebound guy, that was the problem. So I end up outside this elevator. Demon on my right. Angel on my left. I think one of them was farting. So, fuck this, I said and I took the stairs. My heart aches, My nuts ache, My head is beyond aching. Malnourished... left dying or dead. Maybe if you clap your hands furiously they'll live again, like the faeries in storybooks. But maybe not. Can't hurt to try, right? It's learned behaviour... it's evolution. Whatever it is, it's killing me slowly But isn't that the best way to die? You get to hear your own raspy voice as it ch o k e s out. I can see why he cheated on you now.
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