Simpson, Homer Simpson By Homer Simpson
Simpson Homer Simpson He's the greatest man in history
From the Town of Springfield He's about to hit a chestnut tree Ahhhhhhhhh!!!
My Bologna By Homer Simpson
My bologna has a first name It's H-O-M-E-R. My bologna has a second name It's H-O-M-E-R.
See My VestBy Mr. Burns
Some men hunt for sport Others hunt for food The only thing I'm hunting for Is an outfit that looks good
See my vest See my vest Made from real gorilla chest Feel this sweater There's no better Than authentic Irish Setter See this hat 'Twas my cat My evening wear Vampire bat See these shoes They were albino African endangered rhino
Grizzly bear undear Turtle's necks I've got my share Beret of poodle On my noodle it shall rest Like my red robin suit? It comes one breast or two See my vest See my vest See my vest
Like my loafers Former gophers It was that Or skin my chauffer But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best So let's prepare these dogs Kill two for matching clogs See my vest See my vest Oh please won't you see my vest!
I really like the vest.
Smithers: I gathered that sir.
The Amendment Song
Kid [spoken]: Hey, who left this garbage on the steps of Congress? Amendment [spoken]: I'm not garbage [sings] I'm an amendment to-be Yes an amendment to-be And I'm hoping that they'll radify me
There's a lot of flag-burners Who have got too much freedom I wanna make it legal For policemen to beat 'em
'Cause there's limits to our liberties At least I hope and prey that there are 'Cause those libral freaks go too far
Kid [spoken]: But why can't we just make a law against flag-burning? Amendment [spoken]: Because that law would be unconstioutional. But if we changed the Constituion... Kid [spoken]: Then we could make all kinds of crazy laws! Amendment [spoken]: Now you're catching on!
Bart [spoken]: What the hell is this? Lisa [spoke]: It's one of those campy 70s throwbacks that appeals to Generation X-ers.M Bart [spoken]: We need another Vietnam. Thin out their ranks a little
Kid [spoken]: What if people say you're not good enough to be in the Constitution Amendment [sings]: Then I'll crush all opposition to me And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay If he fights back, I'll say that's he's gay
Congressman [spoken]: Good news Amendment! They ratified ya! You're in the U.S. Constitution Amendment [spoken]: Oh yeah! Come on in boys! They door's open! (a lot of hooten nannie from other bills)
How come stamp glue is so magically delicious?
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