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REAL NAME: Bartholemew Jo-Jo Simpson FAMILY: Father Homer Simpson, mother Marge Simson, grandfather Abe Simpson, grandmother Madeline Simpson, grandmother Jackie Bouvier, sisters Lisa and Maggie Simpson, aunts Patty and Selma Bouvier and uncle Herb Powell FRIENDS: Milhouse Van Houten, Lewis, Richard, Nelson Muntz (on occaison) and Martin Prince (on occasion) CLOTHES: Blue shorts, red shirt, blue shoes, and while in church a blue suit, white shirt and black tie. When he is his alter-ego Bartman, a purple mask and cape, blue shirt and blue shorts. Also has a lucky red hat. NUMBER OF HAIRS: Many spiky ones JOB: Student in the fourth grade of Springfield Elementary School, former bartender for the Legitimate Businessman's Social Club (the mob) DATE OF BIRTH: Sometime in 1980, in same year as parents' marriage and the year Homer gets job at the power plant FAVORITE TV SHOW: Itchy and Scratchy HEROES: Ronnie Beck (three time soapbox champion), Captain Lance Murdock (daredevil extraordinaire), and Krusty the Clown PETS: Santa's Little Helper (dog), Stampy (elephant), Snowball (dead cat), Snowball II (live cat), She's the Fastest (dog) FIRST WORD:"Ay Carumba" (when he wlked in on Homer and Marge having sex) QUOTES: "Don't have a cow, man", "Ay Caramba", "I didn't do it", and "please dad" (followed by no from Homer)
OTHER STUFF: Bought Radioactive Man #1 for $100 (split the money with Milhouse and Martin), drove cross-country to Knocksville's World Fair (which turned out to be a wig factory) with Nelson, Milhouse and Martin, switched test papers with Martin to be placed in an advanced school, brought Santa's Little Helper in to school for show and tell, made 50 cents doing treacherous house work for Mrs. Glick, organized an army to stop Nelson from beating him up every day, cut off the head of Jebediah Springfield, almost jumped over Springfield Gorge on his skateboard, used his microphone set to create a hoax about a boy named Timmy O'Toole who fell down a well, photographed Homer dancing with Princess Cashmere (an exotic dancer), prevented Krusty from going to jail, foiled Sideshow Bob's plans 5 times, was sent to France as part of an exchange program, became friends with Nelson in order to pass the fourth grade, burned Lisa's Thanksgiving centerpiece, was hit by Mr. Burns' car, tied Todd Flanders in a miniture golf tournament, ran against Martin for class president, gave Mr. Burns blood, reunited Krusty and his father, won the soapbox derby, took over Kamp Krusty, couldn't go see Itchy and Scratchy movie, got a big brother when he was being negleted by Homer, wrote Itchy and Scratchy cartoons with Lisa, discovered a comet, started the "Do what you feel" festival, made a casino in his tree house, became Mr. Burns' heir, cleared Freddy Quimby of charges, won an elephant, caused a teacher's strike, made a prank phone call to Australia that backfired, brought the lemon tree from Springfield back to Shelbyville, competed with Milhouse for the role of "Fallout Boy" in the Radioactive Man movie, sold his soul for five dollars, got Krusty in trouble with the IRS, and stopped the production of Itchy and Scratchy cartoons.
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