REAL NAME: Marjorie Simpson (originally Bouvier) FAMILY: Husband Homer Simpson, son Bart Simpson, daughters Lisa and Maggie Simpson, sisters Patty and Selma Bouvier, mother Jackie Bouvier, father Mr. Bouvier (?), and aunt Gladys Bouvier FRIENDS: Maude Flanders, Helen Lovejoy and Ruth Powers CLOTHES: Green dress, red pearls and red shoes, and when she goes to church a green dress with a green hat NUMBER OF HAIRS: Way too many JOB: Housewife, former police officer, former wiatress at Mister Burger, and former worker at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant DATE OF BIRTH: In 1955, within a year of Homer's QUOTES: "Hmmmmm", "Bart stop that" and "Homey" FAVORITE SINGER: Tom Jones OTHER STUFF: Had an affair with a bowling teacher named Jaques, was Blanch Dubois in "A Streetcar named Desire" rode cross-country from the police with Ruth Powers, has a ball of family earloom red pearls, took the Brad Goodman self-help course for chronic nagging, pokes Maggie just so she can cry which allows Marge to comfort her, has a callus on one of her fingers from sewing, went to the prom with Artie Ziff (who is now a millionaire and would give up his money for one night with Marge), had a forensics meet the day after tutoring Homer in French, tested positive on a drug test in the parenting course (when her kids were given to the Flanders), once tried to eliminate all violence in cartoons, was commissioned to do a portrait of Mr. Burns, once went on vacation at Rancho Relaxo, was once addicted to gambling, enjoys getting her elbows nibbled, has a fear of flying, and tried to get the Simpsons into the Springfield Country Club.