• "Get out!"
• "It's freakin' me out!"
• "Hello, Newman."
• "No soup for you!"
• "Not that there's anything wrong with that."
• "That's a shame."
• "Ya, that's right."
• "It's go time!"
• "Vile weed!"
• "Hellooooooo!"
• "That has got to hurt, I don't care where you're from."
• "Fake, fake, fake, fake."
• "It's not you, it's me."
• "Ya, I've been workin' out. I'm huge."
• "Oh, yeah, I like this idea."
• "You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister."
• "High-five!"
• "Let's not get into a panic mode!"
• "That is one magic loogie."
• "Faked 'em all!"
• "Let's get nuts!"
• "My guys don't know your guys!"
• "Lupus?! Is it lupus?"
• "But I don't want to be a pirate!"
• "Yikes!"
• "I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square."
• "George is gettin' upset!"
• "Oh, my God, the Queen is dead."
• "Hey, Buddy."
• "That's gotta hurt!"
• "Thanks for mutton."
• "Stella! Stella!"
• "These pretzels are makin' me thirsty."
• "I chose not to run."
• "Keep it real!"
• "It's the wood that makes it good."
• "You're so good lookin'!"
• "I'm Cosmo Kramer, the ASSMAN!"
• "A muffin can be very filling."
• "Sweet fancy Moses."
• "There's nothing finer than being in your diner."
• "Pulp can move, baby!"
• "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."
• "I was in the pool!"
• "Yo-yo Ma!"
• "This, that, and the other."
• "You gotta see the baby!"
• "You know, we live in a society."
• "By the way: they're real, and they're spectacular."
• "My boys can swim!"
• "Serenity now!"
• "What's good for the goose is good for the gander."
• "Happy, Pappy?"
• "You want a piece of me? You got it!"
• "Got to love the Drake!"
• "It's not a lie, if you believe it."
• "The wheels are in motion."
• "Worlds are colliding!"
• "Right back at 'cha, Slick."
• "She laughs like Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer."
• "I am Costanza, lord of the idiots!"
• "That's gold, Jerry, gold!"
• "[Newman]'s an enigma wrapped in a twinkie."
• "Oh Moses, smell the roses."
• "Look to the cookie!"
• "We see objects of great beauty, and we must have them."
• "Hoochie Mama!"
• "I've looked into his eyes. He's pure evil."
• "Are you an assassin?"
• "Saddle up and ride!"
• "He's a bad man. A very, very bad man."
• "I'm speechless. I have no speech."
• "Yama hama."
• "Step off!"
• "I'm down."
• "I'll be back, we'll make out."
• "The tub is love."
• "My little man's an idiot!"
• "I'm out!"
• "I'd drape myself in velvet."
• "All signs point to yes."
• "Maybe the dingo ate your baby."
• "You're the bearclaw in the garbage bag of my life."
• "I am aware!"
• "Gammy's gettin' upset!"
• "That's kooky talk!"
• "Giddy up!"

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