Ted:  This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who we were 
	told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Ashman's Sporting Goods.


Ox:  Everything is different, but the same...things are more moderner than 
	before...bigger, and yet smaller...it's computers...San Dimas High School
	football rules!


Bill:  George Washington:  the father of our country.
Ted:  Also born on President's Day.
Bill:  The dollar bill guy.
Ted:  Hey, did you ever make a mushroom out of his head--
Bill:  Ted?
Ted:  What?
Bill:  Alaska.
Ted:  Oh yeah.




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