Billy Madison
Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said...is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent
response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational
thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy: A simple no would've done just fine.
Frank: When I graduated from first grade all my dad did was tell me to get a job.
Billy: Shampoo is better! I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is
better! I make the hair silky and smooth!
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Billy: WHERE'S MY SNACK PACK?!?!
Juanita: You got a banana, you don't need no snack pack.
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