Bad Things to Say to Cops
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. That uniform makes your butt look really big.
3. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
4. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops.
5. I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket.
6. Hey, you must have been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me!
7. Good job! I thought you had to be in relatively good physical
condition to be a police officer.
8. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
9. Bad Cop! No Donut!
10. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
11. When you smack the crap out of me, make sure you smile pretty for
the camcorder.
12. I pay your salary!
13. Gee, thanks officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave
me a warning too.
14. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
15. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no
other car around, that's how far they are ahead of me.
16. Sorry, I can't hear you over the radio. No, I am not turning it
down. I love this song.
17. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell
off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal,
forcing me to speed out of control.
18. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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