Empire Records
Gina: Welcome to MusicTown, may I service you?
Mark: Empire Records, open 'til midnight, this is Mark. [pause] Midnight.
Eddie: You forgot your thingy!
Debra: I went to rock and roll heaven, and I wasn't on the guest list.
Gina: Lucas, what are you doing in here?
Lucas: My life has reached its pinnacle. Joe is letting me close the store tonight.
Debra: No visible tattoos.
Gina: No revealing clothing.
Debra: We're both screwed. At least you're used to it.
Warren: Who glued these quarters down?
A.J.: I did.
Warren: What the hell for, man?
A.J.: I don't feel that I need to explain my art to you, Warren.
Mark: Hey, Lucas. I've decided I'm going to start a band.
Lucas: The first thing you need is a name. Then you'll know what kind of band
you've got.
Mark: Right, right. I was thinking about, um, Marc. How does that sound?
Lucas: Is that with a C or with a K?
Mark: Well, my name is with a K, so I was thinking my band's name could be with
a C. That way it's kind of that psychedelic, you know, trip thing.
Lucas: Always play with their minds.
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Debra: I tried to kill myself with a Lady Bic. A pink plastic razor with daisies
on it and a moisturizing strip.
A.J.: You did have hair when you went in there, right?
Debra: Yeah. It's still in the sink, if you want to glue it.
Lucas: Joe, I think it's gonna be okay.
Joe: What makes you think that?
Lucas: Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear!
A.J.: Lucas, do you think it's possible for a person to be in love with someone
else and not even know it?
Lucas: In this life there are nothing but possibilities.
A.J.: Well, that's good, because I have to tell Corey I love her by 1:37.
Lucas: That's an excellent time.
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A.J.: What's with you? Yesterday you were normal and today you're like the
Chinese guy from the Karate Kid. What's with you today?
Lucas: What's with today today?
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Gina: Well, "Sinead O'Rebellion." Shock me shock me shock me with that deviant
behavior.
Debra: God, that is so clever. I swear you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets.
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Gina: Oh no, Debra, don't be bitter. Surely with your ever-growing collection of
flesh-mutilating appendages and your brand new neo-nazi boot camp makeover
the boys will come a-runnin'!
Lucas: You know, someone like you needs to diminish their criminal impulses, not
magnify them. Maybe some jazz or some classical.
Warren: Maybe you bite me.
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