Happy Gilmore
Happy: During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league
records: most time spent in the penalty box, and I was the only guy to ever
take off his skate and try to stab somebody.
Grandma: What happened to that nice girlfriend of yours?
Happy: Oh, she's dead. She got hit by a car.
Happy: You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.
Shooter McGavin: Stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.
Happy: Yeah, why don't I go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, or lay
by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say?
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