Tommy Boy
Richard: I can practically hear you getting fatter.
Richard: Your dad could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves.
Tommy: Did you hear I graduated?
Richard: Yeah, and just a shade under a decade. All right.
Tommy: A lot of people go to college for seven years.
Richard: Yeah, they're called doctors.
Richard: Did I catch a "niner" in there? Were you calling from a walkie talkie?
Tommy: It was a cordless.
Tommy: They have a thin candy shell. I'm surprised you didn't know that.
Richard: I think your brain has a thick candy shell.
Tommy: Your...brain's...the one...with the...shell on it.
Richard: Are you talking?
Tommy: Shut up Richard.
Tommy: If I wanted a kiss I'd call your mother.
Tommy: Does this suit make me look fat?
Richard: No, your face does
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