SIGNS   YOUR   RAVE   IS   GONNA   BE   BUSTED
 

*Those guys in suits standing next to the front door. 

*The laser prints 'Raid...get...out...now....' on the back 
 wall. 

*When you go to watch the DJ spin, and all you find is a 
 mixtape on auto-reverse. 

*Spritely teenagers run around shouting "whee, I'm so 
 fucked up".

*The deaf little old lady in her housecoat and slippers 
 comes over to see what "all that racket" is about. 

*The local TV station arrives to do a fluff piece on 
 "evil all-night dance parties".

*A parent walks around with a flashlight checking out every 
 couple making out in the chill room. 

*Those neat new flashing lights *aren't* intellabeams. 

*Your thoughts mysteriously turn to bacon. 

*You begin imagining cold metal on flesh. 

*You hadn't noticed those siren sounds in that song before. 

*You're on a roof top and the live drummer starts up. 

*Someone just offered a balloon to the fire marshall. 

*People are setting off fireworks in the ecological 
 preserve. 

*The guys from mixing lab just found out where your 
 location is. 

*Your power fails, but the streetlight is still on... 

*The cops are talking to your liaison people for the 
 fourth time, but this time they're pointing into what 
 all your maps said was nothing but undeveloped forest... 

*Your favorite drug dealer drops his badge. 

*It is near morning and you feel like bacon for breakfast.













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