YOU MIGHT BE A RAVER IF.....
1.Ravers can perfectly understand and have amazing conversations with anyone under the age of ten. 2.Ravers know where all the best toy stores are. 3.Ravers get the most mileage out of their shoes. The toes and heels always curl up because they're so worn down. 4.Ravers are the only people who don't have their age calculated in months, yet still wear and use pacifiers. 5.Ravers always consider every new place they go to as a possible location for a party. 6.Ravers hug EVERYONE. 7.Ravers can DANCE. 8.Ravers understand the art of the bathroom conversation. 9.Ravers can be found dancing everywhere EXCEPT the main dance floor. 10.Ravers choose their clothes by texture, color, and size. 11.Ravers love homemade clothes because they've seen the price tag on a pair of Lithiums. 12.Ravers always order water when they go out to clubs. Ravers realize that "Evian" spells "naivE" backwards. 13.Ravers always know the most likely spot to find other ravers within a one-hundred foot radius. 14.Ravers don't bother planning to meet their friends ahead of time, their friends are always already there. 15.Ravers don't say, "Nice shoes, wanna fu@k?" 16.Ravers give the best hugs and massages. 17.Ravers have a one track mind. It goes "thump thump tweet thump tweet thump" 18.Ravers helped Adidas through the "lean" years. 19.Ravers never know the name of their favorite tracks. 20.Ravers know how to SMILE. 21.Ravers don't disrespect others. 22.Ravers are good at playing "Guess what he's on". 23.Ravers will say "hi" to those people they don't know, yet always see on the bus. 24.Ravers define the style of music they listen to as "good". 25.Ravers know what to do with a dead glowstick.* * Which is to put it in the freezer in the slim chance that it may work another night!