Ok, this is a parody that I came up with in just 5 (or was it 10?) minutes. Yes, I will admit that it does kinda oreck. But, if you knew the little inside joke behind it you may think that it is funnier.

Nez and Candy
by Nessie
Sung to the tune of Sex and Candy by Marcy Playground

Hangin' round in the candy store by myself
And I had so much pez
That I almost turned in to one
And then there he was
Like chicken with cheese on rye
Yeah there he was
Like big and Texas fried

I smell Nez and
Candy here
Who's green fuzz is
In my chocolate eclair
Who's that throwing
Shortcake
In my direction
Oh Papa this surely
Is your cream

Hangin' round still in the candy store
And I had to go
Throw up
Cause I was thinkin'
Bout all that pez
And there he was
With boots higher than his knee
Yeah there he was
And he's coming after me
I smell Nez and
Candy here
Who's black hair is
In the gravy
Who's that throwing
Jelly beans
In my direction
Papa this surely
is your cream
Yeah
Papa my stomach
Is going gangrene
Yeah
Yeah Papa this must
be your whipped cream




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