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ANATOMICAL ODDITIES OF ALT.TASTELESS
Have you always wondered about the demented souls actually posting to a.t.? What do they like to eat for breakfast? What size shoe do they wear? And what the hell does someone like that look like?
Well, this page may not completely answer the last question, and probably won't go far in answering the other two, but with any sort of luck you'll come away feeling like you know some of your favorite posters just a little bit better....
As always, to see the larger pic, click on the thumbnail...
And if you could give a shit, go back to the first page.
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This is Your Ob'd't Svt, recovering from her late hysterectomy....don't I look like a happy camper? |
Satan submitted this to explain why his SR is just a little too tired for sex in the morning.... |
Robin Halligan (our resident K one W one) demostrates why trying to watch the scanner operate is not a good idea... |
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EggPlant has cheerfully provided His Best Friend for a spot of honor on the anatomy page...directly under me. |
An anonymous viewer shows us why floods don't scare him... |
Spud, an A.T. lurker, displays good nasal hygiene and why he's seldom hungry between meals. |
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Big Iain decides to keep an eye (and a cheek) on this page. |
He also kindly shows us how the National Health Service has kept his teeth all bright and shiny. |
Stesal's Stesalette, due 11/27/98. If you look at the top of the picture, you can see that the Titty Fairy has visited! UPDATE: sprog popped 12/7/98. Still waiting for placenta pics... |
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The Tits You've Been Waiting For! Aemilia's bountiful bosom scanned illicitly on the parental flatbed and brought to you by the Wonders of Cyberspace and my lack of stuff to do at work! |
The Famous TedChoad. Presented here for your edification/lust/jealous regard. Ted requests that you specifically take note of the renowned "racing stripe" connecting the shaft skin to the glans.... |
BigSqUeeZe reminds us that TSS is coming up, and incidentally provides me with my Christmas cards for this year! |
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Introducing Bubba the Kindly Colt and the Big Honkin Dick (Youth Size). |
Dainty Dee. She's a big mare, she has a big bladder. Or else she drinks one fuck of a lot of beer... |
Herry entertains the birdies with a Very Special Worm.... |
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Sharvey blesses us with The Mighty Hand Of Sharv...I suppose it has been in contact with The Mighty Tool Of Sharv... |
Here it is--the Monster I Carried Within! Fortunately a nice, benign cyst, low incidence of recurrence. No wonder I looked and felt pregnant... |
Bughunter shows us "whar thuh Yankees shot me"... |
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Y'all pull up a chair and have a piece of cake...at least that's what "placenta" means in Latin. Offal courtesy of Robnorth. |
Now we know why Kristin Hall walks around with such a smile all the time. David Hall knows how to "get happy"... |
Sean shares a close shave with us all. Whatta guy! |