Who's Responsible for this mess?!?
Hey! I am. I had to make it, eventually. I've loved Brendan since that fateful day in February of 1995 when Encino Man was the Disney Family Saturday Night Movie on ABC. Admiration from a distance ain't enough for me, though. It took me three and a half years, but I finally bought a cheap HTML editor and set up my tribute to Brennie.
I'm Paula, a 17-year-old senior at North Reading High School in North Reading, MA by day.
By night, I am . . . a . . . uh . . . beady-eyed geek hanging around online.
that's me at a school dance this past January, desperately trying to give the illusion of cleavage.
A scene from my Airheads Halloween, October 1997. I'm Pip, on the right in flannel.
I'm afraid I have a confession to make. You see, lately I've lost my feverish LUST for Brendan. It must be a combination of his recent marriage (which forced me to realize that he really
didn't
love me back), my personal preference for Old-School Brendan over today's New-School Brendan (look for a new feature at the suburban jungle about this rift soon!), and the guys at my school finally outgrowing the prepubescent look. I still appreciate Brendan's acting talent, as well as his stunning body and face, but my crush is far less severe. I'm going to continue to maintain this site as a tribute to the guy whose movies got me through junior high (and also because I need to have something that will make me interesting while applying at colleges. Sure do hope that when, and if, they check the site, they don't decide that I'm
too
interesting), so don't go away! This just means that Brendan's relationship with me has changed.
I
do
have many varied interests . . . visit my
Sideshow Bob
site!
tell me how you love me!--
sweetp@wn.net
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