HIGHWAY TO HELL


Prescott, Arizona

Well, since Prescott used to be a real boom town back in the day, we decided to do a little geneological research....imagine our surprise when we found the pioneer ladies that paved our way...

Clockwise, from the chick holding the money:

This would the leader of the gang, Madam Molly, who ran a house of ill repute. As you can see, she was a no-nonsense kind of gal, and ran a tight ship.

Next was Pollyanna Prudewise, who was a schoolmarm in town. Poor Pollyanna liked to play poker...all the time...and soon found herself deep in debt with the town tavern owner. He sold her off to Madam, who gave Pollyanna a taste for things other than cards....

Then we move on to Belle. Belle was one of Madam Molly's sisters, and she was born to the business. In fact, it was she that actually led Molly astray. Belle was just what she was: The Belle of the organization, and the most popular girl of the house. Men came all the way from Tucson and Ajo just to gaze upon her beauty.

Moving right along, we have Rose. Rose was Molly and Belle's youngest sister, and was tough as nails. Whenever a gentleman caller got a little rowdy, Rose took care of him. Why, she was even known to have tied one unruly young man to a bed for over a week, and had her way with him over and over, doing things we cannot mention here. No one messed with Rose.

Continuing clockwise, we see Amanda Huggenkiss. Legend has it she could shoot the sweat off a man's balls, and leave not a scratch. She came in real handy at the house, and there were plenty of tombstones in the backyard, saying things like, "Here lies old Jake. It were the LAST time he got laid", and "Roy got no pecker, 'cause we don't give credit". Like I said, she came in REAL handy...

Next was Madam Molly's best friend, Ivana Tinkell. Madam talked Ivana into working for the house, just to give all the girls some bearing. Ivana was the glue that held them all together and kept them from running off with the wrong gentleman caller. She always had an answer for everything, and it was always the right answer. Lonely men loved her, as she would listen. As you can tell from her smile, she was the happiest one of the lot.

Lastly, was Molly's daughter, Lovette. Born as a lovechild of the house, she tried to marry well. Poor girl had her heart broken by a filthy rich rancher, who abandoned her at the altar, for his livestock. Molly forced her into the "family business", and Lovette never forgave her mom for that. She was sold time and time again, as a perpetual virgin.

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