Heath-Robinson, 1959.  Recorded: 18-04-59

Johnny Kidd (vocals) - Mike West, Tom Brown (backing Vocals) - Alan Caddy (lead) - Tony Doherty (rhythm) - Johnny Gordon (bass) - Ken McKay (drums)

Frantic b-side to the classic, penned in association with his then manager. "Please Don't Touch".  Again, session men probably supplied the backing.

(E)     (E)     (E)     (E)

(E)If there's anybody who's (E)feeling bad
Just (E)come along with me and (E)you'll feel glad
Just (A)growl     (A)
Just (E)growl     (E)
Well it's as (B)simple as that, just (A)like a cat
(E)Growl     (B)

(E)If you're not so bad and you're (E)history
Well (E)come along with me and (E)you'll feel free
Just (A)growl     (A)
Just (E)growl     (E)
Well it's as (B)simple as that, just (A)like a cat
(E)Growl     (E7)

(A)I tried barking like a (A)doogie dog
(E)Even screeching like a (E)dying hog
(A)I can't get going with a (A)hooting owl
You (B)know I'm only happy when you (B)hear me growl

(E)If there's anybody who's (E)feeling bad
Just (E)come along with me and (E)you'll feel glad
Just (A)growl     (A)
Just (E)growl     (E)
Well it's as (B)simple as that, just (A)like a cat
(E)Growl     (B)

(instrumental break)

When (E)everyone's swinging and (E)in the mood
And (E)everybody around me's (E)in the groove
Just (A)growl     (A)
Just (E)growl     (E)
Well it's as (B)simple as that, just (A)like a cat
(E)Growl     (B)

(E)If you're not so bad and you're (E)history
Well (E)come along with me and (E)you'll feel free
Just (A)growl     (A)
Just (E)growl     (E)
Well it's as (B)simple as that, just (A)like a cat
(E)Growl     (E7)

(A)I tried barking like a (A)doogie dog
(E)Even screeching like a (E)dying hog
(A)I can't get going with a (A)hooting owl
You (B)know I'm only happy when you (B)hear me growl

(E)If there's anybody who's (E)feeling bad
Just (E)come along with me and (E)you'll feel glad
Just (A)growl     (A)
Just (E)growl     (E)
Well it's as (B)simple as that, just (A)like a cat
(E)Groooooooooooooooowwwwllll