Gimp's Good Morning Burger Adventure
"We take 18 ounces of sizzling ground beef and soak it in rich creamery butter. Then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg. We call it the Good Morning Burger."
In the spring of 1995, the members of Gimp fried up three Good Morning Burgers to see if they were as tasty as they looked on TV. The 18 ounce slabs of ground beef were cooked up in a frying pan containing three sticks of melted butter. At one point during the preparation of the burgers, Olestra was invented. After eating the burgers, they finished off their meal with a pint of Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough ice cream. They have not since had another Good Morning Burger, since the royalties they earned from Four Guys With A Dream... were not sufficient to pay for three quadruple bypass surgeries.
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