*********************************THE VOICE OF HERITAGE****************************************************
    Form The Independent Republic of Aquavleva                    June 9, 2000

  CESSPOOL ELECTION 2000:  SUGARNOSE VS. BIG GAY AL

     The choices available to the big sewerhole that surrounds us on all sides and threatens everyday
  to swallow us up are not exactly overwhelming: Nasal Vacuum Cleaner George W. Bush or pediatric
  Vacuum-Bagger Al Gore. It's pathetic. George W. Bush, a soft, squishy liberal just like his father,
  tries to prove he's a "compassionate Conservative". What he really is is a  Godless Drug Sucker
 that will require pounds of cocaine to be delivered secretly to the white house daily. Meanwhile, he'll stop all
 the executions because 2,4,6,8 we don't wanna radiate!! Squish, squish. Somebody get a tampon!!

      And then there's Big Panty Wasit Al Gore.  He can scream desperately all he wants to show he's not
   "stiff."   What the mainstream liberal media can't completely cover up it that Albert Gore, Jr. gets real stiff for little boys. 
  That's why he defied Castroist Bill Clinton's policy and wanted cute little Elian to stay in the USA. Those files that 
  "dispeared" on his e-mail? NAMBLA newsgroup messages.  We can't wait to hear Katie Couric say "semen-stained
   Cub-Scout Uniform" on national TV. 

    HEAD HERMAPHRO-DYKE IN CHEIF ACTS HER COLOR

      Wouldn't you know?  Lesbian whore-bitch Janet Renal thinks that Elian Gonzales should be  handed back
  to the New Jerusalem, Socialist Wonderland Cuba, where he'll surely live a better life than in Ameriqqqa, where
  it at least is not a common form of familial greeting to unzip a little boys pants and play with his wee wee like 
  his Bolshevik-Communal-Prositution-indoctrinated grandmothers did.  The First Woman-Man, Chromosonal
  Disaster Janet, is happy as long as her friend and brother-in-arms for the Cause of World-Communism Fidel 
  is happy.  The media elites are cheering louder than ever. Pretty soon they'll get free abortion clinics in every
  elementary school like the have in Cuba.  
        Aquavelvan freedom fighters were dispatched to Miami to stop the Jack Booted thugs, but they were not
    successful. Prayer continues. 

   OBITUARIES

     Ayla Jones,  1919-2000.
          Ayla Jones, died of consumption and palsy, on May 29, 2000  at her West HolySpiritInfilling home. 
      She leaves two children, Ronetta, 43, and Buzzy, 51. 

       Robert Bumpass, 1965-2000,
           Robert Bumpass, died of liver failure and other complications, on June 2, 2000, at an unspecified location.
       He owned "Gone with the Wind" antique shop in Leviticusville.  He was unmarried and struggling with
       difficult spiritual issues.  He was deeply religious and would break out into hysterical tears in Church on Sunday.
       He was an ardent opponent of the homosexual lifestyle. "Nothing is sicker than a man lying with a man, and
       a woman lying with a woman. Its unnatural. It's just disgusting. Oh! I just get all hysterical about! Honey, it's
       just an abomination!! Praise Jesus!! Jesus is Fabulous!!" ,  he once said.  He was a godly, upright man.