THE INDEPENDENT REPUBLIC OF AQUAVELVA


The Independent Republic of Aquavelva is a proud Republic of Christian people who uphold the traditional values of faith, family and filth-fighting. Once this nation, America, was blessed by God with prosperity, peace, and most importantly of all, Liberty. However, we've seen some changes in the past few decades that have deeply disturbed us, exemplified by the massacres in Littleton, Colorado, or, just as importantly the gusher of demonic rot that bludgeons its way across the wires into our homes in the form of "entertainment." The sad little scrawlings of this "Sleazy Hudson" are a perfect example of what we mean.

In 1996, the town of Aquavelva, Arkansas voted unanimously to secede from the United Covens of AmeriQQQa, and to establish a free and independent citizenry, free from the noxious gasses farted by the maggot-infested, hemmoriodal ass of the AmeriQQQan Qultural Elite. In Aquavelva, there are NO TAXES. People pull their own weight. There are no rude, surly government employees who drive cadillacs with gold-plated bumpers and have babies out of wedlock here.

Your "tax" is your mandatory service in the Aquavelva Citizen's Militia.


Below is a sampling of issues from our publication, "The
Voice of Heritage", bringing the true news to our citizens
and the rest of you unfortunate souls still trapped
in the cesspool of the United Needle Exhchange Centers of
Ameriqa.

VOICE OF HERITAGE BACK ISSUES:


VOICE OF HERITAGE NO. 1
(Nov. 4 1998)
Last Supper, Snapple, more

VOICE OF HERITAGE NO. 2
(Nov. 13 1998)
Al Gore Pederasty, more

VOICE OF HERITAGE NO. 3
(Dec. 22 1998)
Hillary Clinton, Police Beat

VOICE OF HERITAGE NO. 6
(February 1999)
Clinton Extradition Order, more.

VOICE OF HERITAGE NO. 7
(March 1999)
Adolescent Nodules, Freedom Fighters, more.
VOICE OF HERITAGE NO. 8
--STOLEN!! -UNAVAILABLE.
(April 1999)
Media Elite in Cuba, more.


VOICE OF HERITAGE NO. 9
(June 2000)
Bush vs. Gore, Elian Gonzales, more.

VOICE OF HERITAGE NO. 10
(July 2000)
Bush Campaign Scandal, Hell Education, more.

VOICE OF HERITAGE NO. 11
(March 2002) --- CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE -----
Cesspool Gets What It Deserves, more.

VOICE OF HERITAGE NO. 12
(June 2002)
Qatholic Church, Rodwatch, more.



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